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6/9 Day

    DID SOMEBODY 🤔🫣 SAY NICE 👌😂 THATS RIGHT YOU HORNY FUCKERS 🦄😈 TODAY IS 6/9 6️⃣9️⃣ THATS THE SEX NUMBER ‼️👉👌SO FIND YOUR REVERSE ROMPING SLUTS 🤪😹 AND GET A GOOD MOUTHFUL 😨🤤🥴 DONT LET MOM KNOW 🤫👩‍👧THAT YOU RIDE FACE LIKE A DERBY JOCKEY 🏇🤠 WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BLOW 💨💨😵 OFF WORK 😓📈 FOR THIS NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🫡🎉 FUCK INFLATION AND THIS ECONOMY 😔💰💸 BUT I KNOW WHERE ITS FREE TO EAT OUT 😏😩 FOR ALL MY MATH BITCHES OUT THERE 🧮🙋‍♀️ THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69 👍😉 IS ATE SOMETHING 😝🥵 OH DONT FORGET ❌🤞MAKE SURE TO TELL ROB GRONKOWSKI HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🥳🏈 IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 6️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR FINEST FELLATIO FIENDS 🍆😻😮 OR YOULL BE STARVED 😫😖 OF DADDY’S CUMMIES 💦👨 IF YOU GET AT LEAST 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK THEN YOURE READY 👍🤓 TO TAKE ANYTHING HEAD ON 😉😱🫨MAKE SURE YOURE GIVIN IF YOURE GONNA BE GETTIN!!!!

    NYC air quality alert

      What’s ❔❓🤔 that smell? 👃 Is that 😐🤔 your ⚠️ pussy 😼 on 🔛 fire? 🔥 No 👨‍🦰🙅it’s the air 💨 quality. 👌 That’s 🎊 right ➡️ folks, 👥 there’s 🛒 some 🐺💯 burning 💨in 😩 the northern 🔝border 🇺🇸😎 and it’s not 😣 from 👉👊 a fat 🍑ass 💋😂 blunt. 🍃🚬 Those 🇨🇦Canadians have 😤 gotten 🙏 a little ▪️too 😢 careless and now ✊😱 us 👨 AMERICANS 🇺🇸 have to suffer. 😭 It’s time 🕓 to storm 🌙 the northern ❄️🥶🤧border 🇺🇸😎 this year 🎆 instead 🚔 of the capitol. 🏛️ Be 🤰 sure 🙅 to grab 👐👊 your 💦🚪 free 💜 masks 😷 (NOT ❌ FOR 💰😙 COVID 🦠🦠 I 😡 REPEAT 🔁 NOT 🚫 FOR 🔄COVID) 🦠🦠 and pray 🙏 you 🤕🔥 make 😼😼😼😼😼 it to your 👈🏼 metro 🚇 stop. 🛑 Send 📩 this to 1 👊 friend 😎👬 and you 👈 won’t 😌 get 😩 a collapse 💨lung. Send 📨📧 this to 5 🎉😂 friends 😷 and you ☑️🕝 will 😜⚽ get a bonus 5 🔳 feet 👣 of visibility 👀. Send ✉️✉️✉️ this to 10 🕑 friends 👬 and Biden 👨‍🦳👤 will 💀 use 😏 the smoke 🚬 haze for 4️⃣ a cool 😎 ass 😐 rave party 🥳 on 🔛 the national 😝 mall🌴
      THE 🌫️SMOG🌫️ IS CUMMING TO BLOW YOU AWAY 🌬️🌬️💨🍆 💦 😶‍🌫️ Calling all spitters 💧💧💧and squirters 🌊🌊🌊We’ve got to WET 🚿🚿DOWN these 🔥🌲wildfires 🌲🔥 It’s H O T in 🇨🇦Canada 🇨🇦and they dropped us a big load so start pumping your HOES 🍆🍆💦💦🍑🍑 Stay inside for all VIGOROUS activity 😤😫Mask up 😷 outside unless you want to be 😵CHOKED 😵 by Canadas thick bush 🌳🌳🌳 ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🇨🇦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ climate CUMMIES If you get 0️⃣ back you won’t get fire 🔥 COCK 🍆🍆🍆 from big dick daddy fireFUCKERS👨‍🚒⛑️

      OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! 😳

        OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! 😳 Uwu 😚 We make a fucky wucky!! 🙅‍♂️🤷🏼‍♀️ A wittle fucko boingo! 🌈💫 The code monkeys 🙈🙉at our headquarters 🕍 💤 are working VEWY HAWD 💸💯 to fix this! ♿️

        PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE???

          IS THAT AN PIZZA TOWER REFERENCE?????? PIZZA TIME!🍕PIZZA TIME!🍕 PIZZA TIME!!!!!🍕 PIZZA HEAD IS COMING🍕!!!! YOU GOTTA RUN🍕!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 GET ALL THE TOPPINGS🍕!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 WHAT YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA TOWER MEMES🍕???? EWWWW I RATE THAT A “C” FOR CRINGE OPINION🍕🍕!!!! YOU MADE ME DO THE PEPPINO SCREAM FOR HOW AWFUL YOU ARE AT MAKING OPINIONS🍕🍕🍕!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(peppino[me] screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(cowboy cheese guy screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAA(noisy guy screaming)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(pizza head screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!🍕🍕🍕 You are a total pizza tower FAKER🍕(get it it’s fake peepino reference XDDDDDDD) huh? am I annoying to you🍕?????? Kinda reminds me of THE NOISE🍕!!!!!(I am proud of that statement😁😁😁😁😁😁) I GET MORE BITCHES THAN YOU🧀🍕🍄🫘🍅🍍(you should try the minus 8 women mod it’s SEXY YOU LONELY ASS!!!!) CHEESE TO MEET YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!🍕🧀🧀🍕🍕🧀

          Hurricane Season

            GET READY FOR THE BIG ONE 😏😏😏 TODAY IS THE START OF HURRICANE SEASON 🌀😬 AND ALL YOU SLUTTY STORM SURGERS BETTER GET READY 😤🌊 MAKE SURE YOU 🫵 CAN HANDLE A CATAWHOREY 5️⃣ EVEN IF THE BIG ONES SCARE YOU 😱😰 LOAD UP WITH PROTECTION 😉🪵 BEFORE YOU GET ALL WET 💧😅 WITH CORIOLIS EFFECT CUMMIES 💦💦 NAUGHTY MOTHER NATURE 👵💐 IS READY TO SLAM YOU HARD 😳😫 AND SHES HORNY FOR HURRICANES 🌪️⛈️😜 ‼️🚨🚨‼️ LOOK OUT ‼️🚨🚨‼️ THAT STORM IS CUMMING 😩😲😵 AND ITS GONNA WAKE THE NEIGHBORS 😨🤷‍♀️🤷 MAKE SURE TO CALL UP AL ROKER 👴🏾🌦️ AND ASK DADDY TO GO EASY ON YOUR FORESKIN🍆🥩 I MEAN CAST 🙏🫡 SEND THIS TO 🔟 HURRICANE HOTTIES 🔥🔥 OR YOU’LL GET NO HURRICANE THOTTIES 😈💅 IF YOU GET 5️⃣ RETURNED YOU’RE SURE TO GET YOUR BACK AND WINDOWS BLOWN OUT 💨💨💨 GET ALL 🔟 AND THE STORM SURGE ⛈️☔️ IS ALREADY INSIDE YOUR EVACUATION ZONE 🍑😉 PREPARE FOR A TY-POON!! 🌀🌪️😹
            heY 👋 u StOrMii 🌧 ☔️ SLUTZZZ 😬😋Hurricane ⛈ IDA is CUMMING 💦💦 & so is this DICK 🍆🍆‼️....Ladies 👯‍♀️ you ready for some Category 5️⃣ ASS fuCkIn ??? 😈🌨🌧 A state of 🚨EmerJIZZcy 🚨has been 😱 DICKlared 🚔 for New WHORE-leans, 😵 MissiTITsi, 😂👌🏼PENISSEE 🤠 & ArkansASS 🍑‼️No matter🙅🏼‍♂️where you at 🌎 dAt pussy’s 🐱gonna be DRenChEd! 🤣🤪 When IDA CUMS 💦 it's gonna be WET n WILD. 🤘🏽So make SURE to get the PROPER 😉 PROTECTION 🍆. Cus the wind 💨 is not gonna be the only thing BLOWIN tonight 😉👅. SEND to of your 1️⃣0️⃣ WETTEST bitches to get DRENCHED 😍 by Daddy tonight! 😍😘😘👅👅.

            TW: Why “Trigger Warning” is considered a trigger.

              ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ TW: Trigger Warning ‼️ ‼️ ‼️😈😈
              
              😎😎😎Trigger warnings are warnings that are placed at the beginning of a post to warn the reader🥵🥵 of potential traumatic triggers 😤😤that may be contained inside the post. However, for some, reading the "Trigger Warning" 😩😨😨😭😭part of the trigger warning may cause trauma👅👅 in which will ultimately make the trigger warning useless😱😱😱, as warning the reader of triggers can be a trigger.🥱🥱🥱 Why? Who knows, but "Trigger 😴😴Warnings" are traumatic experiences, too. Because of this, I offer a simple solution 😜😜to end the trigger warning trigger.😈😈 Simply do not use trigger warnings. 🤨🤨🤨🤨Why no trigger warnings? Well, 🗣to simply put it, trigger warnings are managing to trigger individuals who have seen countless trigger warnings, because 🎃there are triggers for everything. 😮😮😮By not using a trigger warning,❤ we won't have people getting triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post. Therefore, ending this trigger😣😣 warning trigger👣 possibility in the list of😪 triggers. Well, without trigger warnings, there is a potential that there would be no way to warn a user about possible traumatic💤💌💌 experience triggers that🧠 may set someone off,⛷⛷⛷ causing 💥them to type a 500 page rant 💨💨on why this and that doesn't work with that because that left the💫 family home to go get 🤺🤺🤺milk. An alternative to the big "T🐁W" or "Trigger Warning" at the top of a post, just say what is the trigger so that someone cannot be triggered by seeing "Trigger Warning". For example: "Stuff talking about the brand new🦄🦄 My 🦄🦄Little🦄🦄 Pony🦄🦄 Convention👽👽 is up ahead, beware!💀💀💀💀💀💀" Getting straight😎😎 to the point with your warning can advise users to be cautious 🕳💢while reading your amazing🔆🔆 post. Thank you🦾🦾 for coming👀👀 to my 👯‍♀️TED👯‍♀️ talk.