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🇧🇷 ATENÇÃO PATRIOTAS 🇧🇷 EM RESPOSTA AO AUTORITARISMO 📵🤚🏻 DAS REDES SOCIAIS 📵👨💻 NOSSO CAPITÃO 🔰 JAIR MESSIAS BOLSONARO 🔰 CONVIDA TODOS A DELETAREM SEUS PERFIS EM FORMA DE PROTESTO 💥💥 SE TRUMP NAO TEM TWITTER NÓS TAMBEM NAO TEMOS 👊🏻👊🏻 REPASSE E DELETE IMEDIATAMENTE 💚💛🇮🇪HAPPY☘️TAINT💩SHAT🍆DICKS🇮🇪DAY✨🍺👇🏼TODAY WE 🫦FEAST ON 🛐SAINT✝️⚱️PATRICKS 🍯POT OF GOLD🍯🌟TASTE 👅 HIS RAINBOW 🌈 AND TAKE 🧑🏼🦰😶A GOLDEN SHOWER💦 IN CELEBRATION 🙌🏽🎉OF IRISH👩🏻🦰🇮🇪 FOLK-WHORE🫢🍻LIKE 😳SHAMCOCKS ☘️🐍REPRESENTING🙏🏼 THE HOLE-Y 👉🏼👌🏼TRINITY 🫂👤SO 🤑MAKE LIKE A CHICAG-HOE 🌃 AND DYE YOUR 💧💚RIVER 😏🩲GREEN☘️💚 UNLESS YOU 🫵🏼👀WANNA😩 GET PINCHED🤏🏼😵KISS 💋AN IRISHMAN👨🏻🦰AND BLOW 💨😮ON HIS 🪈BAGPIPES👅SEND 💌THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR 🌈LEPRI-CUNTS 🧝🏼FOR GOOD FORTUNE🤞🏼🇮🇪☘️IF YOU DONT ⛔️🙅🏼GET 1️⃣0️⃣BACK YOU’RE🥺A LEPRI-CHUMP 👎🏼😘HAPPY 😊🤗 SKANK 🤪🤪PatDICKS 🍆💦💦🍺 day you green 🟩🟢 clover 🍀 HOE 😫🤯😜 Paint your 💚☘️CLOVER 🍀💚COOCHIE 🍑💦 💦💦 green for the 🤞🤞🤞😉FUCK OF THE IRISH 💦😫👅 or DADDY 💰🍆won't rainBONE 🌈👏🏻👀 your ST ✝️ PADDYS 👨🏼🦰PUSSY 🍑🍑🥵💋 💋💋💋💋💋
Today's 📆 the day to get your 🍆COCK🍆 of ✨✨GOLD✨✨ at the end of the 🌈🌈💦rainHOE💦 Daddy's 😈💰👁️LOOKING 👁️👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀for his SAINT 🙏🛐🧎♂️➡️PADDYS✨ PRINCESS ✨💋💅👑👸to give his LUCKY 🎰 four4️⃣ leaf 🍀☘️🍀shamCOCK🍆 🍆🍆💦💦to. STRAP ON🍒💄🌹💋 your ‼️RED ‼️Irish beard 👺👹👹🔴🧔🏼 and get ready to stroke 🥵 🥵🥵daddies lepreCOCK 🍆🍆🍆all the way to the END 🔚🔚of the 🌈🌈🌈SLUTSbow🎀🎀👒🌈🌈🌈🌈
SEND THIS to 13.7 of your favorite 🤩🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😻lepreCUM GUZZLERS 🌊💦💦💦💦💦💦to catch 👨🏻🦰👨🏻🦰McDADDY👨🏻🦰👨🏻🦰 by 👏the 🦶toe 🦶and BLOW💨💨💨💨 his BAGPIPES🪈
👋 HEY YOU 🇮🇪
🇮🇪 🫦 🎩 SHAMROCK 🎩 SLUTS 🫦‼️ HOEping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. PatDICK'S Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamCOCK🍀shake in your pot of GOLD?! 💎 🌈
🍀🍀🍀🍀💚on this 🗓day in history we 🤔remember our ST PADDY DADDY!! 👴🏼💚💚💚💚💦💦 this means it is time to 👅👅lick some lucky LEPRECHAUN 🍑ASS🍑!!! 😘you better wear some 🟢green 🟢so you dont get PINCHED👌👌 on the 😜PUSSY today! 💃🍆💦Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your 😏sluttiest 🍀shamrock🍀 bitches👯♀️ or you wont get any 🟢GREEN 🟢DICK 💚🍆💚🍀tonight😭😭 If you get 5️⃣ back youre a little 🤢corned 🤢beef 🤢hoe😩😩 If you get 🔟 back youre st paddys princess👸👸 If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back st 🍀paddy🍀 daddy 👴🏼 will give you his 👀huge😏 pot of gold tonight💰💰💰🍆💦💦👅👅
HAPPY 😜🤗 ST PATDICKS 🍀🍆🍺 DAY YOU HORNY CUMSLUTS 😜💦 SHAMROCK 🍀 SHAKE DAT ASS FOR PAPI👏🏼👅🍑 DONT DRINK THAT BEER 😳🙅🏻🍺 DRINK DADDY'S LUCKY CUMMIES👅💦😋 RIDE THE RAINBOW 🌈🏃🏽 LIKE YOU'D RIDE THIS DICK 🍆🍑😳 AND LAND 🛬 NEXT TO THIS YEAR'S 📅 POT OF GOLD 💪🏼💰WHICH IS A BIG BLACK COCK 😜🍆 BUT IT WONT BE YOURS; YOU'LL BE OUT OF LUCK 😳❌ IF YOU DON'T SHARE THIS WITH 10 OTHER ZADDIES 😤😩 WHO WOULD WANT THEIR POCKET DOWNSTAIRS 😉😏👇🏼🍑 FILLED 💦👀What's❓ 💁up ⬆️👋👋 you 🍀Lepre-CUM 👅👅😩🍆💦guzzlers? It's 🍆🍀Saint PatDICK's 🍀👉👌day, so get ready to ireLEND your fellow hoe the 🐍🐢🐛green 🌵🍀paint if you're ready to get 👌🙀PINCHED 😫👌in the 🌈🍀ST PATTY's 🍀🌈 🐱PUSSY. 🐱IT's TIME TO BLOW 💨👅💦on daddy's BAGPIPES, let him eat 🍝🍝🍝👅your 🍀CLOVER COOCHIE🍀, and get rainBONED 🍆😩💦🌈👏👏in your pot of 🏵🏅🥇GOLD⚜️🔱💰 tonight because you have the FUCK OF THE IRISH🤹♀️ on ur side. Send this to 17 of your LUCKIEST HOES 💁💁🏻💁🏼💁🏽💁🏾💁🏿who you 🤔think can lure out daddy's SNAKE 🐍🐍 tonight 🙀😻🤤😩Happy 😀 SLUTS 👌🍆💦💦💦Patrick's day 🍀 you sexy 💋Irish 🇮🇪 potaHOE.🥔 If you're looking 👀 to get lucky 🍀🏆 and have daddy's 👅 shamerCOCK 🍀🍆in your Pot of Gold 🌈🥇tonight, make sure you DON'T wear green 👕♼🙅so he can pinch👌😳
Be sure to send this to 10 of your luckiest 🍀 potaHOES 🥔
Get 0-4 back you're stuck in the great Irish 🇮🇪 potatHOE 🛇🥔 famine of 1845
Get 5-9 back you're a red head with skill in bed🛏😈
Get 10-19 back you're a leprachaun of loving💗
Get 20+ back your SLUT Patrick's 🍀 personal snake 🐍 charmer 💖Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick's Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you're🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 hoes!!!!!!!!
Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY bitches this📗 St. Patrick's Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts but✅are lucky enough 🐲not to catch an STD!!!!!!❇️ If you don't🌴 send 💹this ♻️around to 🐊10 sluts you'll have BAD LUCK and contract❎ 6 STDs in the 🌲next 24 hours!😈 I BETTER get one 🌿back!🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀ON TOP OF THE ☀️ BONIN ☀️ TO YE. 🍀 🍀🍆 HAPPY ST PATDICK'S DAY. 🍆 🍀 🍀BOUNCE THIS 🎲 LUCKY 🎲 🇮🇪LEPRECHAUN 🇮🇪ON YOUR 🤸🤸🤸LAP🤸 🤸🤸FOUR TIMES IF YOU WANT TO 👅👅TASTE 👅 👅 HIS 🌈 🌈🌈POT OF GOLD. 🌈 🌈🌈 DON'T 🇮🇪 IRISH 🇮🇪 👋🏻 ON THIS 🐱🐱🐱💦PUSSY 💦🐱 🐱🐱 BECAUSE THIS CROTCH IS 🔥FIRE🔥I'LL 👄SUCK 👄A BOTTLE OF🍺 🍻 GUINNESS 🍻 🍺 THROUGH A 👅STRAW 👅4 YOUR 🍀🎰🎰LUCKY CHARMS🍀🎰🎰 FIND A MAN THAT WILL🧎🏼♀️ BEND 🧎🏼♀️YOU OVER AND PLUCK THAT 🍀CLOVER🍀TELL HIM IT'S ALWAYS 💄SLUTTY💄 IN 💪🏻PUMPADELPHIA.💪🏻ALL GOOD LITTLE CATHOLICS DESERVE A 🕳HOLE-Y 🕳3️⃣TRINITY3️⃣IF YOU WANT YOUR 🌈LUCKY 🌈CHARMS PINCHED DON'T WEAR 💚GREEN💚BECAUSE TODAY WE CELEBRATE THAT ☘️SHAMROCK ☘️ SHAKE. IF YOU WANT LUCK TO CUM IN 3️⃣SOMES, TELL HIM AND HIS 👨👨👦👦JAME-SONS👨👨👦👦TO 💦CUM💦 OVER AND TASTE THE 🌈 🌈🌈
IF YOU'RE FAERY 🌋 HORNY 🌋SEND THIS TO 10 🎰LUCKY 🎰EIRE HOES THAT WANT THAT 🚿🪙GOLDEN COIN SHOWER. 🚿🪙Hey 👋❗🏾 there 🎆🎆 you 👈 CHRISTIAN ☦ HOE-BAGS Today 😔 we 👥 celebrate 🥂 the book 📕📚 of RUTH U 😹🔪 know 🤔 the one 🥳 ElimeLICKED NaOHME up ⬆️ and down 👇👸 her 👩 HOLE-y body 👅 till 🍆 she 👱♀️ pussy 😸 popped 💥 out 🤟 CHILLion and Mahlon. HER 👩 sexy 😇 daughters-in-law RUTH an OHHHHrpah twerked for 🔙🍆 those 👉 wedding 💎 O-rings until 💦 their 😴💦 husbands 👥 CAMETH with the power 🔋🔋🔋 of our 🙂 Lord 😇🙏 JIZZus So passeth this on 🔛 to 7 ❗ SECTSsy Jezebels or be 🐝🐝 cursed with 69 😉💦 days 🌞 of a dry 😫🤧 Obed And remember 💭 heathen “Do 😆 not 🚯 URGE me 💁😙 to leave 🍃 u 🙂 2 ✌🏻 turn 🔄 back 🔙 and not 🚫🙅 follow 👣👣 u. 🌺 For 🍆🍆 wherever you 🦆 SUCK 🐓🐓🐓 I 💁 will 😛 SUCK 💦👌 Wherever you 👈 BONE 🍖 I 👀 will ‼️ BONE 🍖 Ur ❌ CUMmies 💦 shall be 📷 my 😀 CUMmies 💦 and ur 😻 libido my 🆒🙏 GRAIL Where 🌎 u BED 😴🛌 I 😮💨 will 👏👏 BED 🛏️ and there 🎉🎉🎉 I 🙋 will 😜 be 🙋buried Thus 😂 and more may 😎 the HOLE-y Spirit 👻 do 👺 to me 🙋♂️ ANYTHING 😯 but 👀 death 👻 parts 👋🤚 me 😭 from 🤤 u” it's Ramadan 🕋 that means 🙈 no thots 🙅 no eating in the daytime 🌞🍴 no smoking 🚬 and no ❌ cummies 🍆💦 upvote 💯 to praise allah 🤗Happy 🍑 Ramadan my 😎 horny little 👴 huda-hoes! Time 👏 to 🦊👌 go 🔙 all 👀🙋 day without 🚫❌ eating or 🚨💯 cummin 💦💦 so 🤙😎 Daddy 💕🙀 Allah can 🔫 let 🙋 you 👇 into 👉 his 👏 forbidden 🙅🙅 heaven. That’s right, Daddy 💖👫 Allah wants you 👉🙉 to feast on 🔛 only his 👏 big juicy 💦 COCK-a-thon 💋🍆 and 👨👅 thirst 🍶🍶 for 🎛 only 👉😎 his 💯 sweet 😱 sweet cummy-wine. 👻😍 But 🍑 remember 🤔🤔 - don’t 🚫🙅 eat 😋🍴 before 😳 Daddy 👧 orgasms 💦💦 cause then 🔙 it’s time ⌛ for 🍆🏻 dinner! 🍔🍔 So 💯 if 🤔 you 😁😛 want 😭 the 👏 naughty new 💪✨ hoe 💀 ️Samantha to cum 💦 back ↩ from 🍆 the 👦🙅 dead 😰 to 👀💦 get her 💀 twerkin ass eaten 👅👄 by 😈 snakes , then 😂🔙 send 📱📬 this 🏼 to 🌋 other 🏾💰 slutty 👙 imamandan juicy 💦 hoes in your area !!!! If 👀 you 👸 receive 🙏 0 back, stay 🎮 home 🖤 tonight and 👏💯 make 🙅 fucking 😂 dinner together with 🙅👏 your 🍆 daddy. 💪‼ If you ♥😩 get 🙌🉐 10 back 😻 Then it's 💯 time ⏱🕒 to 😷 bust 🏼♀ some 💥 nutella on 👇 that 🍆😐 sticky 😝 waffle! is it a bird❓ 🐤🐣 is it a plane❓ ✈️ 🌜nah son🌛‼️ it's the moon‼️ 🌝🌙 sha'bann is over 🔃& RAMADAN IS HERE 🎉😝👌🏽 a time 🕔 of spiritual rejuvenation 🙏🏽 repenting 🙏🏽 and forgiveness 👭. the shaytaan are locked up 🚫😈🔒 so yall got no excuses 🙅🏽💁🏽! it's time to control our urges 🚱📵🔞 our hunger 🚫🍝🍟🍹🚫 and temptations 👫📱🎶💃🏽 for the next 3⃣0⃣ days!! 😋 please forgive me🙋🏽 for my wrongdoings 😊🙏🏽or if I have hurt you in anyway 👎🏽 and may Allah accept your fast☺️ 👍🏽 and you have a blessed month📅🌟 with your family👨👩👦👦 SO MAKE YOUR INTENTION 💭 DO WUDHU 💦 SET YOUR SUHUR ALARMS ⏰ & PICK UP THE QURAN 📚😋 AND GET PRAYING!!🙏🏽😝 See you on EID!👋🏽👊🏽😜Bruh 😤😤 did you 👉 just seriously 😒 eat 💩 during 😡 Ramadan❓❓🤮🤮🤮 Absolute cringe 😬😬🤬🤬 retard the sun 🌞 hasn’t even set 😂😂😭 You will not 🙅♀️❌ find favor with 🅰️llah 💯😔 foolish 👺 infidel 🤬😤IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦Mujahideen👨👩👦👦👨👩👦👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁
Awe are you mad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 awhh!!!! It's okay!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Are you gonna cryyyyyy? Awwwww omg NOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please don't cry omggggg noooooo your such a victim 🥺🥺🥺omg what would we do without you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 stinky ohhhhh nooooHappy International Women’s Day 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ bitchezz!!👛💄 It is time 🕑 to celebrate 🎉🎊all the bad bitches💃out there! In the 🗓early 1900s🗓 some shawties💁♀️wanted to pop🍾their pussy💦at the polls🗳and achieved 😩Women’s Suffrage😩which sounds bad🙅♀️but is actually good👍and now we celebrate🥳women👯♀️every year! Let’s continue to 💦FILL💦that wage gap 🆙 and make those 😡sexist😡skanks😡 afraid😳😰today! ☝️Even though we celebrate🍾today, a bunch of weirdos🥴 want to eliminate😱 abortion rights⚖️👩⚖️ for the girlies everywhere🌎 with no exceptions😳, BUT “A challenged world is an alert world,” and from challenge 😩💦CUMS💦😩 change so let’s choose to challenge💪. IWD’s theme this year is “Inspire Inclusion” so send this to 5️⃣ shawties you’d topple💥the male-dominated power structure with.🙆♀️ It’s 🌎🌍🌏International🌏🌍🌎👯♀️🙍♀️Women’s🙆♀️👸Day and we are putting 💁♀️💃women👯💅 on 😜👅top😛💦Today's the day for👩✈️women👩🔬 to lead and for 🦸♂️men🕵️♂️to 💦🍆cum💦🍆up 🍑behind🍑 them Because you make 8️⃣3️⃣ cents on every 💵dollar💸 compared to a 🧛man🤵♂️you can enjoy 1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ percent of this 🍆👅dick🍆💦 Someone else might be worried about 🔨smashing🔨 the pay gap but all I care about is 😛🔨🍆smashing🔨🍆💦 your 👄gap👄 Today is all about you 👩🍳girl👩🎤so when you're done 👩💻working in the C suite👩💻 I'm gonna work on your 💋💦sweet C💥💦Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ other 💅boss bitches💅 to show you want to replace 👮♀️chauvinism👮♀️ with 👄🍑HOvinism💦🍆🙏👏🌟✨💫YAAAAAAAAS GIRLLLL YAAAASSS 🙀😮🌷👏 IT IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY MY SLUTS🕐⏳💁🔟🙆 and i want you to know that you are my QUEEN, a supreme. 👸🌟💎 You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. 🏃🔫💣🙅📛🔪 ur in control, 🐯 my mamacita. 💃 You run the world.🌍🌎🌏🌠 You are the generation who breeds a new generation. 🔼🔺➡️🆕🍼👶👱👧👦🌟 So this Women's Day, send this to all your fellow baddies💝 Tho i may have a 🔝daddy or daddies👨🏼👨🏻👨🏿👨🏾👨🏽🍆 who give me cummies💦💦💧👅👀 you will always be my mami🔐💁👸👰👵. send this to all ur sexy sistas👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 if u get 0 back, youre a flop! 🙅😔🙍 if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! ☝️💄👛👙💇👄 4-7 ur a princess born to be kween someday. 👗👜🍭🎀🌂💓 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. 👄🔥💃💅👠👘👜🎀🌂💄💍 SLAAY ME🙇 KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK 🐯🐱🔥 BUSSY GAME ON TOP.👑🍑💎💋 THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS 🌈👬👭👯👩❤️👩👨❤️👨👩❤️💋👩👨❤️💋👨💃 I LOVE MY GAY FANS💕❤️😘❌⭕️❌⭕️It's International Women's Day (yas kweens 👑 we stan!💅). A werk the world 🗺 holiday on March 8th to celebrate how women 🚺 slay 👠 (yas bitch!). It is also a focal 👀 point in the women's rights sashay 💃. Spilling the tea 🍵 on issues such as gender equality ♀️, reproductive rights 🤰 and violence and abuse against women 😢.Happy International Women’s Day bitchezz!!👛💄 it is time 🕑 to celebrate 🎉🎊all the bad bitches 💁🏻💁🏾out there! In the 🗓early 1900s🗓 some shawties💁♀️wanted to pop🍾their pussy💦at the polls🗳and achieved 😩Women’s Suffrage😩which sounds bad🙅♀️but is actually good👍and now we celebrate🥳women👯♀️every year! Let’s continue to 💦FILL💦that wage gap 🆙 and make those 😡sexist😡skanks😡 afraid😳😰today! “A challenged world is an alert world.” And from challenge 😩💦CUMS💦😩 change so let’s choose to challenge💪. Send this to5️⃣shawties you’d topple💥the male-dominated power structure with.🙆♀️