Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I fucking hate JoJo. Every subreddit I go through has a vermin-like underclass of JoJo fanboys. They all just have to say “iS THat A JOJo ReFErEncE??!!!1” on every fucking post that contains a single word that may have been used in the shitty comics. Oh, a suspicious link? Probably a rickroll. NOPE!!! They’ve ruined that, too! One of the oldest goddamn internet traditions shat on and ruined by JoJo fanboys. Thunder Cross Split Attack! So fucking funny, right? I’m wheezing! NO. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody cares about your shitty comic series. Dio is a stupid character from a stupid comic series. I downvote every post and comment that mentions JoJo, out of pure bloodcurdling rage. I want to detonate a MASSIVE thermonuclear warhead right on top of whatever godforsaken studio publishes that stinking-pile-of-trash comic. Frankly, I don’t even care for the civilian casualties, either. At least they died for a good reason. Unlike JoJo fans, I actually contribute to the betterment of mankind, instead of spamming shitty references on the internet. Every JoJo fan that dies a slow, painful death is a win in my book. I have claimed over a dozen of them already, too. I annihilated their skulls with my fists. Their stupid ice attack didn’t do shit for them either. They dies like they lived, pathetic excuses for humans. I hope more people hear my message and declare war on JoJo. If nobody helps me, I will do as much damage as I possibly can before I die. Thank you.
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doctor: what happend to this girl?
Nurse: she fainted for a mega nosebleed
Doctor: thats the 5 one to day whats mking them have huge nosebleeds
Nurse: it from len * thinks about len * *nosebleed *
Doctor: damn you len
My son is 13, recently I've bought him a body pillow of a cartoon he liked and I've noticed he made a hole in it, does this mean he doesn't like the pillow? Should I buy him a new one?
Futa hentai is the best and totally not gay. On the contrary, it's actually double straight, even more straight than vanilla hentai. Futas have all the sex organs: dick, vag, boobs. That's 66.6% straight and 33.3 (repeating, of course) % gay if you don't like futas. However, the dick and vag cancel out mathematically and we're left with nothing but female boobs, which is 100% straight. On top of that, the male g spot is in the ass. Getting your g spot pounded by a man is gay. Getting your g spot pounded by a fat twelve inch futa cock is straight because there's a vagina somewhere back there and boobs that can rest on your back, plus the math checked out. There are only two types of men: men who want a fat futa cock railing their throat and dumping a hot load into their stomach followed by hours upon hours of anal, and men who are in denial.
You believe in God, I believe in my Waifu
Christianity is about believing in someone that is all good, loves you, will forgive you, and is always there for you. I'm sure the average Christian will agree with that statement. You don't see God with your eyes or hear him with your ears. Nonetheless you do. Knowing that he is there comforts you and helps you become a better person. It's a hard and sad world and religion gives people a place to go. It gives people hope.
Over the generations people's beliefs changed. People around my age are not particularly known for being religious and sometimes are seen as the opposite. Less people believe in God and even less worship him. God will never die but may be forgotten by the mainstream. With no religion to get behind, what happens when this world is too much? Most will get a partner. They bring love, comfort and meaning into a lot of people's lives. But people are different and maybe simply not interested in you. There is nothing wrong with them or you because you're not together.
What do you do when the loneliness and hardships of life overwhelm you? How do you fight an internal strife without anyone else? Do you wait for the right person to come along? Every day you wait as this world tears your soul in two. Wait till you wither away or until it's too late.
You watch TV and movies, you listen to music, podcasts, and play video games and sports. When you are going through a hard time these can be seen as good escapes from the world. That's when you see them.
You believe in them. You watched the whole show so you know everything about them. You collect plushies of them. You talk to them even when they are not there. You need them, sometimes to the point where you cry over them. They give your life meaning and give you the strength to be a better person. You love them and you know they love you.
The same could be said for Christianity. You believe in him. You read the Bible so you know everything about him. You collect crucifixes of him. You pray to him even when he is not physically there. You need him and sometimes cry over him. He gives your life meaning and gives you the strength to be a better person. You love him and you know Jesus loves you.
I believe that everyone needs something to believe in. I believe that need is why many turn to God and waifus. This need is important as it allows humanity to continue. So the question now is if you believe in yourself.
A good relationship with a fictional character shouldn't be about being lonely. They give you self-confidence and respect. They push you and you know you can fall back on them when things get hard. I want to make something pro waifu. People act like it's just a joke but to me it's not. To me as the generations go on and people lose their way they will turn to waifus. Unlike God your waifu doesn't think you're sinful. Horrible things are done in God's name, not your waifu's name. Christianity shuns the lust inside all of us. You lust over your waifu and it's okay.
You get all the benefits of a relationship with Jesus having a waifu but one. It is socially acceptable to be a Christian in the USA no matter what FOX says. You may be shunned and bullied for having a waifu. They may expect you to get over them one day. So think about if you truly love her and decide. Some will not choose God or a Waifu. Just because you don't have a waifu doesn't mean you have to turn to God. Some may be Christian and have waifus. They get their meaning from both.
In conclusion, you worship your waifu and may not even know it. Whatever happens, just know that life is hard and sometimes may not even be worth it. But you will find something or someone to believe in. Promise yourself that you will keep that special thing as long as you want and need it.
