Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
First off, Dora has her map, which essentially gives her omnipotence; this is because it always knows the location of whatever she needs and would also know the location of her opponents, so if Dora fought Goku, the map could tell her to go to space. Not only that, we see the map operating in space, implying that Dora can survive in a vacuum.
Next, Dora has her backpack; with this, it could give whatever Dora needed to win the fight. Against Superman, she could pull out kryptonite, and against Goku it may give her the Dragon Balls to wish Goku away. Now, you may say this is a no limits fallacy, however in the backpack song it is explicitly stated that "anything you might need I got inside for you" so it can give Dora anything. Not only that, the backpack is a magically powered entity itself.
Finally, Dora wields the blue arrow; this may be one of the strongest weapons in fiction. This is because the arrow does whatever she tells it to do, and since it is controlled indirectly by the player of Dora's game, it is at least outerversal+, giving it more than enough strength to restrain Goku or Superman. In fact, the arrow is so powerful that it can literally change the plot and refuse demands from the viewer, meaning it can defeat beings such as the One Above All since compared to Dora us the viewers are the One Above All, yet Dora can still make the arrow ignore us, meaning it can literally defeat omnipotence. At bare minimum the arrow is capable of mind control on a beyond omnipotent level, since it made swiper stop swiping, so she could make any of her combatants off themselves.
Dora also has various skills from her many adventures, from learning how to drive to knowing how to pilot an airplane, indicating that she herself has super intelligence. Dora picks up any skills she needs.
Dora could also summon the wishing stars, which would allow her to do anything she wants, making them more powerful than the super dragon balls.
Are you the new girl? Heh, I thought so, I’ve never seen you before. Ko ni chi wa, I’m David-kun. It’s so nice to finally meet you. You look just like my waifu HEHEHEHE. Anyways, I’m so sorry about the jerks in class. They’re all baka and they only want one thing. Not me, I just like to watch my favourite anime Jujutsu Kaisen and read mainga. Mm-also, I think you’re very KAWAII DESU NE HEHEHEHEHEHE. Guh! I’m sorry! Mm-I’m just nervous ok? It’s just.. well... it’s just... I JUST WANNA KNOW IF I CAN SUCK ON YOUR NIBLETS OK? Well, what do you sa-AAAH
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Bro image how much weed Aang could smoke at once, like, he probably wouldn't even need a pipe to smoke a while oz of it he could just burn it with his firebending and use his airbending to bend the smoke into his lungs, which could hold a lot because he's an air bender, just imagine how much he could smoke, you pass him a full bowl and he just dumps it out into his hands and take the whole thing in one hit and asks for another, imagine how much weed he could go through in a single session since he's the Avatar and and could do as much as he wants since he won't green out he would just go into the Avatar state
God fucking damn it, what's with all the Gardevoir obsessed people? When I was in high school, I had a roomate. Dude was fat, smelly, and obsessed with Gardevoir. He had Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I swear to God, he had a Gardevoir Japanese fuck pillow. Every fucking conversation we had, he turned it into Gardervoir conversation. I wanted to punch him so bad, but I couldn't. I got anger issues, and just one fuck up could get me out of school. But I swear to God, sometimes I thought it would be a just price for punching that fat motherfucker in the face. I kept finding Gardevoir pictures EVERYWHERE. Some of them were covered in cum. Every night I heard him jerking off, and no matter how many times I asked - he did it anyway.
Once he said to me: "Hey Whiskey, we are having Pokémon night this Friday, are you cool with that?" I had an all night videogame LAN party that Friday, so I allowed that, but only if his buddies wouldn't touch any of my stuff. At all.
Long story short - LAN party got cancelled, and I had to go back to my room. My God, what I saw could not be described. Four fat nerds, watching the Pokémon anime, eating Cheetos, and covering everything with orange dust. One of those fatasses wore a fucking Gardevoir suit and another one was smoking. And they were sitting on my bed. That's right, those fuckers were sitting on my goddamn bed, covering it in Cheetos dust, cigarette ash and sweat. They haven't noticed me, because they were too busy watching anime. I was about to scream on top of my lungs and punch them, when Gardevoir appeared on the screen. All four pulled their dicks out in one synchronised movement and started to masturbate. I wish I was making that up. Even today this comes back in my nightmares. I gave my roomate a head concussion, knocked a few teeth out of others, and shattered suit guy's kneecap.Got into serious trouble, but my lawyer pulled my ass out of the fire. I fucking hate Gardevoir.
Why Attack on Titan is a flawed anime
As a big fan of AoT, one big plothole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not a homo, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long cock as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favourite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realise his mistake and redraw his previous chapters accurately.
