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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Drinking Aqua’s pee from Konosuba

    Drinking Aqua's pee from konosuba would be the freshest, most purest way to drink water. as a goddess of water she has natural purification abilities and even been shown to accidently affects cups of tea that she serves. so I imaging the liquids being stored in her bladder can be "purified" and the fact it's always in in direct physical contact with her, her pee would be in a consistent state of purifying in her. i would use her body as my personal water cooler. drinking that pure, crystal clear water straight from the tap, ready to serve at my beckon call. i would make her drink non-stop so she will always be ready for produce fresh water for me to drink. i would drink from it every day, in the moring when she wakes up, at lunch while i enjoy my meal, in the evening when I'm feeling a little parch. i would just rip off her panties and go to town on ger clit until she climaxes her gallons of life giving, pure holy water. sometimes i might not even drink any water and just watch her squirm with her full bladder of the world's freshest water. if she pees herself it would be just fine since it's not even pee but just water at that point. she wouldn't go a whole hour without feeling the need to pee, and i as her master will only allow her to relieve herself in my mouth

    I can’t tell you how much I love Azusa.

      I can't tell you how much I love Azusa. I want to examine her eyes up close, comfort her delicate wings with all of my sanctity, run my fingers through her soft yet perfect-seeming hair. I want to caress her whole body, not leave every centimeter untouched, massage her sweet head, care for her cheeks, touch and admire her toes and fingers while protecting her sacred legs with all my strength and dignity. How I wish to have a single glimpse of holy Azusa before my death, and store that deep in my mind to revoke at the moment of life's end to depart in bliss. Every time I just think of Azusa, if I haven't averted the sight of this goddess, I am filled with eternal happiness and contentment in all ways, so that even in the most difficult times of my life I have a reason to keep going. Every night I lie on my Azusa body pillow, face crying with joy as I replay scenarios of how I would exchange words with holy Azusa. I dream of her with her hands in mine, sitting on a bank of our city's hill, hidden under the night starry sky, our faces close, her eyes closed as I reach for a tender, protective kiss. Every day I step out of my bed just for Azusa. Every day I can't think of anything but Azusa. Every day I live only for Azusa. Come into my care, into my arms, I will heal you, I will take care of you, I will guarantee to fight for you with all my willpower and vitality until my last breath. I love you Azusa!!

      Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing

        The infamous Himari wheelchair seggs copypasta from Blue Archive
        Having seggs with Himari in her wheelchair must feel so damn amazing. Imagine seeing Himari at night, catching her wheelchair by surprise, turning it around to see her shocked face, only for it to turn into an embarrassed crimson red as she realizes what's about to happen to her. You put your hands on her legs, about to lift them up, only to realize that her body is frail and fragile, and yet so elegant, so charming, so graceful... so alluring... You get frustrated because you want to be rough with her, but you just can't because you don't want to hurt her. You can't help but feel like her heavenly body was made for the sole purpose of teasing you. Unable to bear it anymore, you forcefully lift up her legs and put them over your shoulders, only to hear a short shriek of pain. Realizing what you did, you immediately looked up to apologize to her, praying to the God that Decagrammaton seeks in the hope that she would forgive you. But as you raise your head, what you see is not a face of horror, disappointment, or anguish, but a smile so divine that you thought she was a student belonging to Trinity. Absolutely entranced by her beauty, you struggle as best you can to utter an apology, but you are abruptly stopped by Himari putting her finger on your lips. She then whispers to you, "It's alright, Sensei. Please be rough with me." All your senses dissipate; the only thing remaining is your insatiable lust for Akeboshi Himari. No longer caring if what you're about to do would hurt her anymore, you start to go to town with her like a wild beast about to devour its prey. Everything around you matters no longer, for the name Himari is the only thing that echoes within your mind. However, deep down, you know what you're doing is wrong, and you know you have to stop; your senses are slowly returning, and they're about to slap you awake. Just as you are close to waking up to your senses, the sound of Himari moaning combined with the sound of her wheelchair rocking back and forth created a scenario so lewd it rendered all your senses ineffective. A scenario so lewd that even Hanako couldn't even hope to dream of. You finally let it out inside her some time of passionate love and gazed at the beautiful starry sky above, thinking how lovely they are. But as you look down, you realize that there is already a star in front of you—a star more beautiful, more dazzling, and shine more brilliantly than any you've ever laid eyes upon. It was none other than Akeboshi Himari, the genius bishoujo hacker of Millennium. You move your head close to hers, embarrassed, as if to give her a passionate kiss. A kiss filled with your deepest love for her and her alone. Finally, as your lips depart from hers, you lean close to her ears and whisper your confession, "Himari, I love you." Her face was once again painted crimson. But this time, rather than embarrassment, it was happiness. "I love you as well, Sensei." She said, in response to your confession. A sense of joy rushes through your entire body. Unable to contain it, you give her a tight hug, and Himari gives you a hug in return. When you both finally return to your senses, it is already late at night, and decided you both should go back. But returning together would only raise unnecessary suspicions, so you both bid goodbye and go the opposite way. But before you make a turn, you decide to glance back at Himari, and you see her glancing back at you with a gentle smile on her face. Both are well aware that this glance communicated far more than any words could and that this night will be remembered fondly by both you and Himari.

        A Tale of Noelle: An Aspiring Knight With a Massive Cock

          Once upon a time in the magical land of Teyvat, there was a young girl named Noelle. She was a hardworking maid of Mondstadt, a bustling city known for its windmills and freedom. Noelle had a dream: she wanted to become a Knight of Favonius, the proud defenders of Mondstadt. There was just one "small" detail that set her apart from everyone else - her extraordinarily large penis.
          
          Noelle's cock was a thing of legend. It was so grand and prominent that people couldn't help but stare at it. Yet, Noelle's determination to become a knight never wavered. She believed that her schlong, much like her heart, was simply meant to be big.
          
          One day, as Noelle was sweeping the floors of the Knights of Favonius headquarters, she overheard a conversation between two knights. They were discussing a dangerous mission to clear a nearby monster-infested cave. The mission was perilous, and the knights were hesitant to take it on.
          
          Noelle's heart raced with excitement. She knew this was her chance to prove herself. She approached the knights and volunteered for the mission.
          
          The knights looked at each other, then back at Noelle. "You?" one of them said, stifling a laugh. "With that huge penis of yours swinging about, you'll scare away the monsters before you even get near them!"
          
          Undeterred, Noelle insisted, "I am strong, and I am brave. I will complete this mission and prove that I am worthy of becoming a Knight of Favonius."
          
          The knights, impressed by her determination, reluctantly agreed to let her join them. Together, they set off to the monster-infested cave.
          
          As they journeyed through the treacherous terrain, Noelle's cock proved to be an unexpected advantage. Its size allowed her to woo many hilichurls, as they loved seeing it wildly flail about whenever she ran. Her charismatic member allowed the team to navigate safely on the perilous land.
          
          When they finally reached the cave, they found it teeming with ferocious monsters. Noelle took a deep breath, mustered all her courage, and charged into battle. Her penis became a beacon of hope, inspiring both fear and awe in her enemies.
          
          The knights fought valiantly alongside Noelle, their teamwork unstoppable. With each swing of her mighty claymore and meaty cock, Noelle crushed the monsters, clearing the cave and completing the mission.
          
          Upon their return to Mondstadt, the news of Noelle's heroics spread like wildfire. The people of the city, who once mocked her for her massive schlong, began to see her in a new light. They celebrated her accomplishments and recognized the great potential within her.
          
          The Knights of Favonius, moved by Noelle's unwavering determination and courage, finally accepted her as one of their own. Noelle's dream of becoming a knight had come true, and her large cock had played a significant role in her success.
          
          From that day forward, Noelle proudly wore her knight's armor and fought for the safety and freedom of Mondstadt. Her grand penis had become a symbol of her strength, and her story inspired countless others to embrace their unique qualities, proving that even the most unlikely heroes can achieve greatness.

          Asta responding to scam email

            After years of research, I discovered something new in the universe that no one else had observed: the universe contains a high-speed particle known as the scammer particle.
            
            Scammer particles rotate at high speeds around normal organisms, forming the foundation of the metafield's elemental matter. Under constant external high-energy conceptual stimulation, the scammer particles leap to the high-energy state and then return to the low-energy state after a brief period of time, accumulating credits from the outside world.
            
            However, there is another type of anti-particle among the stars, surrounded by a swarm of scammers. This anti-scammer particle will eventually explode and discharge its own energy, stripping the scammer particle of its positive valence form and causing it to disintegrate.
            
            This antiparticle was discovered by me. You're a moron for trying to scam me.

            My name is Asta Star Rail.

              My name is Asta Star Rail. I'm 23 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Herta Space Station where all the employee rooms are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for an ageless tiny grandma doll, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and looking through my telescope for twenty minutes before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet researcher life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like the Antimatter Legion, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to cast Astral Blessing I wouldn't lose to anyone.