Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I have never beaten Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne. I can’t beat Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne.
It all began the first time I got to Ikebukuro. I finally defeated the matador by buffing retards so he’d kill them instead, and when I finally reached the town I was greeted by the biggest, manliest demon I’ve ever seen: Oni.
Oni is perfect. Those crimson abs, gigantic, powerful biceps that could snap your spine in half, and small beady eyes. It took every bit of willpower that I had to power through the Mantra HQ and continue with the game. But then later came the Ikebukuro tunnels.
Immediately knowing that I was going into a dark tunnel complex with four big, strong Oni lurking around got me super aroused. I was sweating buckets, my hands clamming up and my Captain America underpants were getting tight. When I ran into the first Oni down there I completely lost myself. When it attacked me, I couldn’t bear to attack back. I just wanted to let myself be brutalized and taken deep into the tunnels by these 4 big manly demons, never to be seen again.
God, I could just imagine it. My battered body being thrown over the thug’s shoulder and carried for hours to the deepest point of the tunnels. Being roughly hurled to the ground as all 4 of them whip out their giant, red floppy dongs and let loose a torrent of warm, golden liquid all over my bare, bruised buns. Relieving themselves completely all over me, leaving me helpless in a growing pool of their glorious golden nectar. Coming back time and time again to pee on me, using me like a cheap magatsuhi battery.
To this day I have never gotten through the tunnels because I cannot muster the willpower to willingly escape these obscenely sexy demons.
I need help, r/megaten. How can I complete Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, when every fiber of my being begs me to end my journey through the vortex world being showered in Oni pee and surrendering all my magatsuhi?
If Denji impregnates Asa I will self insert as Denji If Yoshida impregnates Asa I will self insert as Yoshida If Kishibe impregnates Asa I will self insert as Kishibe If War impregnates Asa I will self insert as War
I want Asa to give birth to me, I will impregnate Asa and then I will do it again until she gives birth to me.
I love her so much guys I hope she is vegan (I'm vegan)
I fucking hate all of you. You guys might be ignorant, ungrateful, unloved idiot cum goblins but you guys certainly aren't a tumour and I am grateful for that. I will impregnate Asa and there is nothing you can do about it.
I will impregnate Asa 200 times per day, I will cum into her again before my initial load has even reached her egg, I will cant stop imoregnating Asa.
I will impregnate Asa until I deplete all bodily fluid and die I will impregnate her untill I fucking die
I will impregnate Asa Mitaka
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Shirasagi Himegimi, you little hilichurl? I'll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Yashiro commission, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on the spiral abyss, and she has over 300 crit damage. She is trained in alternate sprint and she's the top cryo user in the entire Inazuma. You are nothing to her but just another handguard. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Teyvat, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies in the Shuumatsuban and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Soumetsu, slime. The Soumetsu that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her elemental skill. Not only is she extensively trained in Kamisato arts, but she has access to the mistsplitter reforged and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what elemental reactions your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have cherished your fucking gems. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're embracing your duty, you goddamn idiot. she will Sakura swirl all over you and you will freeze in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
🍺 My love for Misato Katsuragi 🍺
🌟 She's not just a character, she's my absolute favorite! 🌟
👀 When Misato appears on screen, I can't help but feel my heart race! 👀
🍻 Her love for beer is infectious, just like my love for her! 🍻
💕 Her strength and determination inspire me every day! 💕
🎉 When she dances around her apartment, I can't help but join in with joy! 🎉
✨ Misato's complexity and depth make her shine like the stars in the night sky! ✨
🤖 Every time I rewatch Neon Genesis Evangelion, my love for her grows stronger! 🤖
💌 Misato, you're not just a character; you've become a part of my heart! 💌
🌈 I'll keep cherishing you forever, my beloved Misato Katsuragi! 🌈
I just learned about what Japan did in WW2 in class.. I've been shaking and crying ever since.. This isn't the sugoi Japan I know.. This can't.. This can't be real!! JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!! I KNOW FROM ANIME THAT JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS.. Nandemo NANDEMO NANDEMO
I just learned about what Japan did in WW2 in class.. I've been shaking and crying ever since.. This isn't the sugoi Japan I know.. This can't.. This can't be real!!
JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!! I KNOW FROM ANIME THAT JAPAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS.. Nandemo NANDEMO NANDEMO
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc? I thought not. This is not the story Xianzhou will tell you. This is Sanctus Medicus legend. Dan Shu was an Alchemy Commission chief alchemist, so wise she could use alchemy to influence the biology of the living creature and create curves where there were plains. She had such a knowledge that she could even keep her boons from sagging. Blessing of Abundance is a pathway to curves some consider to be unnatural.
She became so thicc... the only thing she was afraid of was writers dropping the ball on her storyline, which, eventually, they did.
