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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Nearl Bloodline

    Listen, I don't have much time, I've been held captive as a sex slave on the nearl's family house now some of you might raise your eyebrows and said "lol dude, why are you distressing over a good time?" so let me tell you this IT IS NOT

So like most of you guys, I dreamt of continuing the nearl family bloodline, I volunteered immediately without hesitation, I dreamt about this for so long, when a horse is in heat they will show signs such anxiety, squealing, signs of aggression, frequent urination, and looser bowel movement, did you know how hot is that? I could literally receive gallons upon gallons of golden showers and I would happily help with any bowel problem that they has, a horse could also exert a kick up to 2000 psi, I really want to have that amount of force right in my nuts, their aggression also means you could have a really rough seggs all night long

So there I am waiting eagerly in the bedroom naked for either Maria, Margaret, or zofia, or best case scenario all three of them at once. But... Imagine my surprise, when I heard the door creaks open there's no sign of any three of them, instead what I saw was uncle mlynar, all naked, with a huge throbbing horse cock, DID YOU KNOW HOW BIG IS THAT?! I SWORE ITS MORE THAN 50CM LONG WITH 6CM GIRTH I panicked but mlynar is just there not even looking at me, he's reading a goddamn newspaper, he didn't talk much and just slam my head into the bed while that huge throbbing horse dick just keep pounding my ass, I screamed and begged for mercy, but he didn't even seem to care, he's just casually reading that newspaper while keep pounding me mercilessly, after for a long time, I could see the light from the sun coming up he finally stops and calmly said "that's all for today, I need to get to work" I can't even speak anymore and just lie down there thinking about the life choices I made that I ended up in this situation, this has been going for days so please, help me

    God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

      God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

      Down bad for Silver Wolf

        Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
        Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
        EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS 💢💢 THICK THIGHS 💢💢 FLAT CHEST 💢💢 LEWD CLOTHES 💢💢 AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)

I MUST SEX HER 🥵🥵 FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM 💦💦💦💦 MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🤰🤰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY 😭😭😭💢💢💢
        PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
        Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~

PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT

"UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

9 months later.

"So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

"Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"

"Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
        I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
        uunnnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!mCUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BLARGGGGGGGGGGG UUUUUNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH UNNNHHHH OH
GODDDDDDDDDDDD NOT THE
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CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
ME WANT CUNNY ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢
CCCCUUUNNNN-NN-N-N-EEE HEHEHE HHEEIIIIYYYY BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO UUUAAAGGHHH
ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH
AAAAAHHHHHHHH MALAOGOUGAAAAAAAAAAAA
BWOOOOOOOOOOP
ughhhhhh... unnnnhhhh...
give me that sweet cu cu cu........................

CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHGHH GOOODODDDDDD SWEET CUNNY I WANT THAT... unnnhh... FRESH PISSy SMEELLLLL
I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
LICKCLICKLICKLICKCLIKCLCICIKCLCKLCLKCLICKCKCKCKKKKK UUGGNNHGHHHHH GOOOOODDD
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HERE!!! uaggghh... take my..
...MMMMmmMYY PONOS
to your
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YOUR vvvvvvvVAGOOOO
and
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CACAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET ME
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MY CUTE SWEET LITTLE
CCCCCUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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uuuUUUuunnhhh.. ugh....
huhh... huhh... huhh... 💦 💦 💦 💦
        UWOOOOOGH 😭😭‼️‼️ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXING😭😭😭😭😭💢💢‼️‼️FUCK THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 BREED THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 FILL THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH 💦💦💢💢‼️❗️‼️😭😭

        Let sensei show you what a mating press is…

          Original Twitter thread
          Okay, <person name>.... Let <your name>-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, <person name>!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT <person name> ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, <your name>-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.

          Vaporeon Is Literally Build For Human

            Vaporeon copypasta
            Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

            Related Flareon copypasta with good ending

            Drinking Aqua’s pee from Konosuba

              Drinking Aqua's pee from konosuba would be the freshest, most purest way to drink water. as a goddess of water she has natural purification abilities and even been shown to accidently affects cups of tea that she serves. so I imaging the liquids being stored in her bladder can be "purified" and the fact it's always in in direct physical contact with her, her pee would be in a consistent state of purifying in her. i would use her body as my personal water cooler. drinking that pure, crystal clear water straight from the tap, ready to serve at my beckon call. i would make her drink non-stop so she will always be ready for produce fresh water for me to drink. i would drink from it every day, in the moring when she wakes up, at lunch while i enjoy my meal, in the evening when I'm feeling a little parch. i would just rip off her panties and go to town on ger clit until she climaxes her gallons of life giving, pure holy water. sometimes i might not even drink any water and just watch her squirm with her full bladder of the world's freshest water. if she pees herself it would be just fine since it's not even pee but just water at that point. she wouldn't go a whole hour without feeling the need to pee, and i as her master will only allow her to relieve herself in my mouth