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Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.


Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc?

    Dan Shu from Honkai Star Rail
    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dan Shu the Thicc? I thought not. This is not the story Xianzhou will tell you. This is Sanctus Medicus legend. Dan Shu was an Alchemy Commission chief alchemist, so wise she could use alchemy to influence the biology of the living creature and create curves where there were plains. She had such a knowledge that she could even keep her boons from sagging. Blessing of Abundance is a pathway to curves some consider to be unnatural.

She became so thicc... the only thing she was afraid of was writers dropping the ball on her storyline, which, eventually, they did.

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    Not from the Xianshou.

    Light’s biggest mistake in Death Note was not masturbating in front of L.

      Light biggest mistake
      Light's biggest mistake in Death Note was not masturbating in front of L.

During that episode or two where L is monitoring the Yagami household, Light pulls out a "dirty" magazine (just chicks in swimsuits you'd see at the beach lol) and looks at it in front of the cameras so he doesn't appear too innocent. But that's it -- that's all he does. I forget whether L says this before or after that point, but L remarks that he's suspicious because Light appears "too innocent."

Light is a high school student at the time, and the fact that basically all of 'em do it is the worst kept secret in the world. In fact, if you don't masturbate, all that'll happen is that your body will pump it out while you're sleeping and you'll make a mess in your bed, so it's basically just a human need. He should've taken his meat AND BEAT IT! to convince L he wasn't aware that he was being watched.

And to be clear, yes I understand that this would require confirming that Light was 18 beforehand, lest the FBI raid all of our houses.

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      Melusines are the most compatible species for humans

        Melusine copypasta from Genshin
        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.

        Yanqing in the year 2040

          Yanqing copypasta
          The year is 2040, Star Rail has separated characters into 2 categories, the ones that have beat Yanqing (SSS tier) and the ones that haven't done it yet (F tier). Gacha tubers stopped making guides on new characters and speculate on whether Yanqing will show up and get beat by them instead. Star Rail leaks are made up only of leaked Yanqing assets. Mihoyo writers are in shambles trying to insert Yanqing into more content. Da Wei opens his heart shaped locket containing a picture of Yanqing and solemnly utters "I have one final job for you.". He then initiates Operation YanKing the Playerbase.

It's the final arc versus Nanook and the whole of the antimatter legion with the friends you've made along the way. Yanqing arrives just in time to fulfill his destiny. Everyone dogpiles on him, even the parallel version 5* Yanqing from Honkai Impact making him the only character to kick his own ass. Star Rail players rejoice as now every character is top tier. Everyone is happy, except for Jing Yuan mains. In the end, only Jing Yuan decides to not beat his own pupil as he was CC'd by his love for him, causing him to be relegated to Mid Yuan tier forever.

          I’ve been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact

            Mona copypasta from Genshin Impact
            I've been looking at the G-spot of the female character Mona from the Genshin impact game created in China by the multi-million dollar company hoyoverse.

I started studying the structure in what took about 10 minutes by searching for rules png pulled from Google

And seeing that Mona's dress is very tight to the body (this can be seen when seeing that the navel is visible to the naked eye) Mona has a G-spot that is 2cm high and a width of about 1.8cm

Add that the average depth of a woman is 8cm plus the fact that she can stretch

Basically, to please this lady you would need about 10 cm

With 15 you can hurt her and with around 20 you can kill her.

            Suspira * Onii-chaaaaan * pula e abraça *

              assumir a responsabilidade
              Suspira * Onii-chaaaaan * pula e abraça * Ｏ (≧ ∇ ≦) Ｏ Eu senti sua falta * cheira * (* ^ ) * fuah * Eu amo o seu cheiro Onii-chan (^ w ), hein? Não cheirar você? Não seja bobo Onii-chan, eu te amo, por que não posso mostrar meu carinho? (─‿‿─) ♡ Hahaha, seu rosto está vermelho. Woah Onii-chan, por que você está me empurrando para a cama? ヽ (° 〇 °) ﾉ * Kyaaaaa * não me faz cócegas Onii-chan haha ​​counter attaaaaack * empurra você para baixo * ヽ (> ∀ <☆) ノ. Hehehe eu ganhei! Onii-chan, seu rosto está realmente vermelho agora, Hmmh * sorri * (= ^ - ω - ^ slightsmile talvez você esteja se apaixonando por mim? * Chuuuuu * (ﾉ ´ з ) ノ * beija você * Woah O-onii-chan w-o que você está fazendo ?! * H-hyyaaaaa * não tire minha calcinha! Não olhe para o meu lugar privado! ( / ▽ ＼ *) * Ah * * Ah * Não me lamba lá, está sujo! * Ahhhhhh * * fuah * * ah * * ah * (// ω //) O-onii-chan a-você vai colocar? O-ok, eu estou pronto. (／。＼) * Heeeee * eu-dói. ~ (> <~) SWW dwon * ah * * ah * * MMMH * O-onii-chan Eu amo você! * AHHHHHHH * * MMMHHH * * AH * * Hah * * Hah * hah * O-ONIII-CHAAANN você baka, por que você fez isso por dentro? ヽ (д´ *) ノ B-bem, se foi bom para você, eu estou feliz, m-mas certifique-se de assumir a responsabilidade. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ).