Copypasta of anime culture, weebs and meme quotes from popular anime such as Jojo, My Hero Academia and Haikyuu. Also contains popular anime ASCII art such as “Oh? You’re Approaching Me?” and “Suprised Pikachu”.
I have to get this one off my chest. Y'all are simping for her as if the whole world revolved around her, but I feel compelled to speak the truth. Is there ANY originality to the vids and posts she makes? She's terminally online, and her accounts are literally everywhere, churning out her vapid content not just here on Ghostly Grove but on other platforms as well. Is she that desperate for money? And everything she posts is either overused, outdated, cringey memes or just clout-chasing clickbaity stuff that appeals to the lowest common denominator. If not that, then she would just straight up STEAL other people's ideas. And she calls herself a "content creator", LMAO. I can't be the only one who finds her boring, right? Right? She has such a large following, yet she never uses it to address any of the pressing social issues. Why is that!? All she does everyday is make mind-numbingly "fUnNY" hogwash! People like her are the reason why society is going down the drain!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female curse breeding, Mahito is the most compatible for humans? Not only is she a curse born from humanity, Mahito is a curse with a very close resemblance to a human being. This implies that she has the right equipment to handle human dicks and with her impressive durability feats and cursed energy reserves, you can be rough with her. She also has her cursed technique and idle transfiguration which allows her to manipulate her own anatomy as well as your anatomy in order to give an amazing experience. No other curse comes close to this level of compatibility. Also fun fact, Mahito is the only character who is able to give a handjob within a blowjob. Mahito is literally built as a sex doll. Human like form + high durability+ cursed energy+ idle transfiguration means she can take cocks inall shapes and sizes and still come for more.
The Eren Jaeger copypasta started from a post in 4chan and has since became a meme within the Attack on Titan community. Fun fact, the words ‘戦い, 戦い’ mentioned in the copypasta actually translate to ‘penis penis’ in english.
I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.
I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.
When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.)
I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Hange.
I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.
When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.
I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
Bro my ass could not survive the conception.
I mean, first off, everyone who wasn't in the Shinjuku medical center died in the conception, and I don't live anywhere near Shinjuku (which is apparently a real place? Must have been made as an SMT reference).
But if I did miraculously live to see the vortex world, I'd immediately start seeking out some sexy demons to try and negotiate with them. Maybe a Pixie, they're cute and all, but my dream would be a Silky.
They're so pretty. Tall and elegant, with long hair that flows gracefully down their back, held back by that nice little hat to keep it out of her face when she's cleaning. She has that simple yet beautiful old European style dress that is so modest I haven't got a clue what lies underneath (the mystery is part of the appeal).
I'd find one, walk up to her to begin negotiations and she'd say something like "So, how do you feel about cleaning?" To which I'd respond "I think it's very important and do it regularly." (Silky is a faerie that is associated with housekeeping and cleanliness, which is why I know she'd appreciate this answer, even if it's a lie).
But then she'd probably respond to me by saying something like "Then why don't you clean your guts off the floor?" Then break off negotiations. She'd immediately hit me with a physical attack, which would be kind of hot, except she'd hit me hard enough to break my skull in two and leave me dead on the ground.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xingqiu. I try to play Ayato. My Xingqiu deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xingqiu deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xingqiu deals more damage. I want to play Hu Tao. Her best team has Xingqiu. I want to play Hyperbloom, National - they both want Xingqiu. He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him Fav. He isn't satisfied. I pull R5 Sac Sword. "I don't need this much er" He tells me. "Give me more field time." He grabs Yelan and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Mistsplitter." I can't pull for Mistsplitter, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He summons his rain swords. He says "Witness the power of Guhua." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unrivaled hydro application. What a cruel world.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neuvillette. I try to play Ayato. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Childe. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Raiden, Nahida- Neuvillette needs them for hyperbloom.I want to play Furina, Neuvillette maximizes her buffs. He steals my Venti for the grouping, and Zhongli for the shields, 5 archons. I spend primogems and resin pulling and building 8 characters for the abyss, he goes solo anyways. He grabs me by the throat. I farm bilets for him. I forge for him. I give him the Prototype Amber. He isn't satisfied. I pull for the widsth. "Not enough crit DMG" He tells me. "I can deal more damage with Tome." I can't pull for Tome, I don't have enough primogems, i might even lose to Homa. "I need interuption resistance" He tells me. "Pull for c1" I don't need c1, i have Zhongli anyways. He ignores me. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Bow your head." He drops his balls. "Be sanctified" Monsieur Neuvillette says as he starts levitating. There is no hint of sadness in his eyes, he blasts all over my face. Nothing but pure, draconic, hydro application. What a cruel world.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Monsieur Neuvillette. I try to play Diluc. My Monsieur Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Wanderer. My Monsieur Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Monsieur Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Furina. Her best team has Monsieur Neuvillette. He grabs me by the throat 😩. I killed countless innocent seals for him. I farm marachussy hunter set for him. I give him my Baizhu's R5 prototype amber. He isn't satisfied. I give him my Yae's Kagura's Verity. "I don't need this passive" He tells me. "Just give me interrupt resistance" He grabs Zhongli and forces him to erect his pillar and shield him. "You just need to pull my C1. I can deal more damage and not need Zhongli anymore" I can't pull for his C1, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." A bunch of Gardes and Gardemeks appeared. He says "Gardes, escort them to the Fortress of Meropide." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, unaldurated damage from his insane multipliers and aoes. What a cruel world.
