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Castorice deals insane damage ðŸ’Ĩ has like 5000+ HP 💖 summons a whole-ass DRAGON 🐉 that tanks for your entire team ðŸ›Ąïļ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER 🌌☄ïļ

    Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Castorice from Honkai Star Rail.

    So lemme get this straight ðŸĶ‹ðŸ’€ Castorice deals insane damage ðŸ’Ĩ has like 5000+ HP 💖 summons a whole-ass DRAGON 🐉 that tanks for your entire team ðŸ›Ąïļ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER 🌌☄ïļ that deletes galaxies??? And then she heals herself ðŸŒŋ, her dragon ðŸē, and can revive dead teammates ☠ïļâœĻ even when she's not in the party??? Like bro, what even is balance 😭.
    
    AND on top of all that ðŸĶ‹ðŸ’Ž she has no F2P LC option ðŸĪ‘💀 you literally have to pull for her gacha-exclusive one 🎰💰 otherwise you're just coping ðŸŦ . So she's a tank 🏰, a healer ðŸŒŋ, a DPS ⚔ïļ, a support ðŸĪ, and a necromancer ðŸŠĶ all at once while looking pretty as hell doing it??? 😭💜