The story of Darth Plagueis the Wise but bastardized using Gen Z slang and made into a copypasta.
"Bruh did you ever hear about the GOAT Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
'Nah.'
"Oof. The Jedi wouldn't tell you, that's pretty sus. It's a Sith banger. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so based and so boujee he could use the Force to fuck with the midichlorians to straight up make life. He was so extra he could even keep his fam from unaliving."
'No cap?'
"Fr fr, no cap."
'Bffr, that's-'
"Let me cook, Anakin. The dark side of the Force is legit bussin, even though some people think it's a lil cooked."
'What happened to him?'
"He was such a baller but he had mad FOMO that he'd lose his rizz, which is exactly what fuckin happened, lmao. He was pretty delulu and taught his apprentice everything he knew, and then his apprentice clapped back and unalived him in his sleep. Absolutely memeworthy, he could save others but not himself. Pretty mid tbh."
'I'm gagged. Is it possible to learn this power?'
"From an NPC Jedi? Nah."
'Ok boomer.'