Jagshemash! My name Borat! I like you, I like sex. Is nice. This my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan, and assholes Uzbekistan. This my town of Kuzcek. This Orkin, the town rabist. Naughty naughty! Over here, our town kindergarten. And here, our leader Mukhtar Sakhanov, the town mechanic and abortionist. This my house, entry, please.
He's my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success.
This is Natalia. She is my sister. She number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice!
This my mother. She is forty-three. I love her.
And this, my wife Oksana. She is a boring.
Cine sunt io, mă? Cine sunt io, mă?! Tu te duci dracului în pizda mă-tii! Mă te sparg mă de nenorocit!
This a where I lives. My bed. This is a VCR recorder, and this a play cassettes. Now I show you outside my houses. Tishe.
