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Black Friday

    It's Black⚫ Friday you thrifty thots💳🤑 and it's time to open up those purses👜💸 and pussies🐱, drop a dime and drop⬇️ that phat ass🍑🍑 on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 Capitalism🏛️👴🏻 is a foundation of this CUNTry🤤😏 and what better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆✌️🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩🐔 on some enormous savings😩💰🪙 and some enormous COCK😫😓. Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first CUM🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest👙🍍🍍 spenders💰💰, if you get none0️⃣ back you got trampled🦶👠 at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5️⃣ back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻‍♀️👗 in the bargain bin🗑️🚮, if you got 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting discount dick🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑‍🎄, if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back Jeff Bezos will blow his 💲💲💲 shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒
    Hey there 👋 SKANK SLUTS 🤗 It’s Big BLACK ⚫️ COCK 🐓 FRIDAY 🍆 By now 🗓️ you’re fully stuffed 🍆🍆🍆 from yesterday’s BIG SPREAD. 😩😳🦃 Get ready 🙇‍♂️ to swipe those SLITS 💳 💦 to get the best deals 🏷️ on DICK. 🌽🍆🍆🍆 That ASS 🍑 is 69% Off! 🤘😝🤘💦 Tons of door 🚪💥 BUSTING 🍈🍈 deals for you to BUST on 💦 or BUST IN. 🤰🔥 Send this to 🔟 of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️ cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦
    It's Black Friday bitches⚫️😈💦Prices may be low⬇️ but we bout to get high⬆️🍻🚬🚬🚬we gon find some black zaddies out there to get festive with 🍆💦👴🏿 Send this to your black zaddies whose love you can't put a price on💕👅🍻😍😩
    Hey there 👋 my cum 💦 gobbling 🦃🥵sluts 🤗 It’s BLACK FRIDAY 🍆 again 🗓️. After getting 🥵rammed 🐏 full with thicc 💪meat 🐖you’re probably 🤨fully STUFFED 🍆🍆🫃. But you better get that 🤤😩 bussy 🕳️🕳️ ready 🙇‍♂️💪 to get filled with 💦 💦the best 💅 deals 🏷️🤝 on DICK 🍆 this season 🌽🍲🥧. So get those pants 👖off 🚮, legs spread 🦵😳 and ASS 🍑 out because it's time 👀 to get 69% 🥵 off and have 🥴your door 🚪💥 BUSTED this 👇 year. With deals 🍭for you to BUST on 💦 ☺️ or BUST IN 🤤🤰. 🔥 Send this to 1️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️🕺💃cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦 to get a deal with extra girth 🍆 💪 fit to satisfy 🥵😩
    💰👀💸👀💰👀💸👀👌👀 cheap shit cheap sHit👌 thats ✔ some good cheap💰👌shit right💰👌there👌💸👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌💸👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 💸👌 💰 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 💰👌cheap shit
    thots 🍑 and 👏 prayers to 💦 all 💯 my 👨 ni🅱🅱as 😎 who 😂 died 💀 on 🔛 black 🐵 friday 🎅
    hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿