Berna-Chan is so quirky and relatable uwu. She is so cute with her messy hair. As Batta-Sama, I'll make her take private lessons with me in my room. But I won't be teaching her anything owo, we're gonna play some special games together. First, I'll make her sit down on my bed (facing away from me uwu) and blindfold her as I caress her dirty unwashed hair, and sniff the deliciious grease off of her head. I bet her hair has so much lint and dead skin in it since she doesn't wash it, oh I wanna pick it out of her hair like a monkey and keep some of her skin. (Not like she needs it uwu!) I bet Berna-Chan's skin is super soft, if I poke her chubby cheeks my fingers would squish in and it'd feel so good. I bet she's super ticklish, when I go to caress her squishy waist, she would giggle and tell me to stop uwu, but I won't stop. I would wrap my arms around Berna-Chan's tum tum and put my hands in her soft belly, rubbing it while I sniff her greasy hair HNGGGGGG I'm getting excited just thinking about it. I'm gonna make sure to take care of Berna-Chan's beautiful, soft hands, I bet they smell just like the pages in the books she reads, but her hands are nothing campared to the beauty of her chunky unshaven legs. Her little hairs would tickle so much as I rub my face up and down her leg. After that is the true treasure, her feet. Oh her beautiful... sweaty...feet. I bet they put Corrin-Chan's feet to shame with how juicy they are, akways being cramped up in Berna-Chan's unwashed socks. I bet some of her toenails are chipped from jamming them into her table and chair, I wouldn't mind cleaning them up for her with my mouth. Oh I want to rub her feet all over my face, I want her to pin me to the ground with but I know she wouldn't do that. Even though she won't, I still wuv Berna-Chan. I know my sweet Berna-Chan won't tell anyone about our little private study sessions, she's too shy and sweet to. But if I see any of the male students (especially that fucker Lorenz) getting close to MY Berna-Chan, I might accidentally leave them in the middle of the enemy lines without any weapons. The ONLY exception is Ashe since they're hoodie buddies. Oh I can't wait for July 26 so I can wuv all over my waifu Berna-Chan.
Bernadetta copypasta
precious cinnamon roll must protecc oooh so relatable so awkward and nervous and shy and wow look at her hair its so messy and greasy does she shower? i bet she doesn't god her feet must smell amazing, what a perfect package since she's also so awkward and relatable and shy and precious and a shut in, did you know the japanese word for that is hikikomori?
bernadetta time skip... that precious cinnamon roll aged like a fine wine in a basement. god i cant wait for her to just completely turn into an absolute FREAK when the timeskip happens. maybe she'll grow big bountiful breasts for me, blyeth, the player character, to suckle upon like a true deserving lord and protagonist. god, and her feet can only get bigger and smellier from here. i can already FEEL the WRINKLES
it happened again. i woke up with a stain on my pants just THINKING of bernadetta's delicious feet. i would give ANYTHING for her to step on me and run her greasy hair all over me. i can't do this. i can't wait until july 26th just to get a glimpse of her delectable toes. it feels like i'm waiting the whole five years and more just to see bernadetta time skip. is this what you wanted nintendo? give us more bernadetta before the game releases, i'm BEGGING you
