Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
So I gotta use National teams now
Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
The way things is goin', I need more
Tell me why Xiangling
Is so OP
I can vaporize
With no ICD
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
Tell me why Xiangling
Is so OP
I can vaporize
With no ICD
