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    OH LA-LA ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ HAPPY B(ASS)STILLE DAY FRENCH SLUTS! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Today in 1789 a bunch of revHOElutionaries โœŠโœŠwere sick of being BLUE BALLED ๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซby DADDY LOUIS ๐Ÿ‘‘and viHOElated his SEX DUNGEON ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ—โš”๏ธlooking for BIG GUNS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ So let them eat CUM BITCHES ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’…cause these FRENCH THOTS ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปtook poLICKtical ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…power from the arisCOCKracy. ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ† Send this โžก๏ธto 1๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃFRENCH FUCKSTERS and weโ€™ll COUCHEZ AVEC MOI ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜›on the Champs-Elysรฉes. Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and DADDY will give u some CUMEMBERT ๐Ÿง€and CREME FRAICHE ๐Ÿฆwith his BIG BAGUETTE. ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ˜ณโค๏ธGet 5๏ธโƒฃ back and u CAN-CAN CUM-CUM ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปup my EIFFEL TOWER. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ†๐Ÿš  Get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and its โœŒ๏ธAU REVOIRโœŒ๏ธto your ROYAL ASS๐Ÿ‘ cause you'll be GIVING HEAD ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ฆto the GUILL(HOE)TINE.๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    ๐Ÿ‘‰U better๐Ÿ’ฆFUCK๐Ÿ’ฆA BAGUETTE๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… and SCREAM ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’ฅVIVE LA FRANCE๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท when it GOES IN ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜BISHES cause today in 1๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃโœ”๏ธ the WHOREgoisie ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปmade DADDY๐Ÿ’ช LOUIS๐Ÿคดa CUNTstitutional CUCK.๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ—โ›“All those THOTS๐Ÿ˜’in the 3๏ธโƒฃestates๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฅˆ๐Ÿฅ‰TIGHTENED ๐Ÿ”ฉ๐Ÿช›his ROYAL ๐Ÿ’…HOLE ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ‘Œat a big CUMGUZZLING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆFEAST๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช on the Champs de Marsโ˜€๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‰ but the MOANarchist ๐Ÿ˜ฉSLUTS ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘โšœ๏ธโšœ๏ธdidnt know the ORGY ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธโšง๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธโค๏ธwas just beginning and they would be BOTTOMING ๐Ÿ‘every FRENCH ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทFUCKBOI ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„for ๐Ÿ‘NINE๐Ÿ‘ MORE ๐Ÿ‘YEARS!!!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ.Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ4๏ธโƒฃPARISIAN PUSSY POPPERS ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพand Iโ€™ll LUBE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆur LOUVRE.๐Ÿ™๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ Get1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and Iโ€™ll serve u COCK AU VIN.๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…Get5๏ธโƒฃback and Iโ€™ll make u WETTER ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆthan the SEINE. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโ›ฒ๏ธGet0๏ธโƒฃback and Iโ€™ll BURN๐Ÿ”ฅur BUSSY๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑlike๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™NOTRE DAME๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ”ฅ