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Bastille Day

    OH LA-LA 😉😉 HAPPY B(ASS)STILLE DAY FRENCH SLUTS! 🇫🇷🇫🇷😍👏👏Today in 1789 a bunch of revHOElutionaries ✊✊were sick of being BLUE BALLED 🔵🔵😫😫by DADDY LOUIS 👑and viHOElated his SEX DUNGEON 👉👌🗝⚔️looking for BIG GUNS🍆💦😏 So let them eat CUM BITCHES 🍰💦💎💅cause these FRENCH THOTS 🇫🇷👩‍🎨💃🏻took poLICKtical 👅👅power from the arisCOCKracy. 🤛🍆 Send this ➡️to 1️⃣4️⃣FRENCH FUCKSTERS and we’ll COUCHEZ AVEC MOI 👠👄😛on the Champs-Elysées. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and DADDY will give u some CUMEMBERT 🧀and CREME FRAICHE 🍦with his BIG BAGUETTE. 🥖🥖😳❤️Get 5️⃣ back and u CAN-CAN CUM-CUM 👏💦💃🏻up my EIFFEL TOWER. 🇫🇷🍆🚠 Get 0️⃣ back and its ✌️AU REVOIR✌️to your ROYAL ASS🍑 cause you'll be GIVING HEAD 👅🍆😅😅💦to the GUILL(HOE)TINE.🔪🔪😱
    👉U better💦FUCK💦A BAGUETTE🥖👌👅👅 and SCREAM 😩🇫🇷💥VIVE LA FRANCE💥🇫🇷 when it GOES IN 👉👉😭😭😍BISHES cause today in 1️⃣7️⃣9️⃣0️⃣✔️ the WHOREgoisie 💄👄💃🏻💃🏻made DADDY💪 LOUIS🤴a CUNTstitutional CUCK.😛🪑🗝⛓All those THOTS😒in the 3️⃣estates🥇🥈🥉TIGHTENED 🔩🪛his ROYAL 💅HOLE 😮👌at a big CUMGUZZLING 💦💦💦FEAST🤪🤪 on the Champs de Mars☀️☀️😎😎😚😛😛😉 but the MOANarchist 😩SLUTS 👆👆👑👑⚜️⚜️didnt know the ORGY 👫👭🧍‍♂️⚧👉🤜👉🤜👉👌👌👌👌👌💦💦❤️❤️was just beginning and they would be BOTTOMING 🍑every FRENCH 🇫🇷FUCKBOI 🙄🙄for 👏NINE👏 MORE 👏YEARS!!!👏😱😱😱.Send this to 1️⃣4️⃣PARISIAN PUSSY POPPERS 😽🍾🍾and I’ll LUBE 💦💦ur LOUVRE.🙏🎨👨‍🎨 Get1️⃣0️⃣ back and I’ll serve u COCK AU VIN.🍗🍗🍷👅👅Get5️⃣back and I’ll make u WETTER 💦💦than the SEINE. 😭😭⛲️Get0️⃣back and I’ll BURN🔥ur BUSSY😹👨🏻‍🦱like🔥🙏NOTRE DAME🙏🔥