G'day, mate! 🙋♂️ It's ASStralia day 🇦🇺🦘 so let’s turn up the heat 🥵🔥 and head on "down unda" 💋⬇️ to the biggest, 🍑 fattest island 🏝💦 in HOEciania 🌏🏖 and visit our 😲 "naurstiest" allies. 😍😏 Just because their ancestors got hung 🪢 for stealing horses 🐎 doesn’t mean they’re not HORSE 🐴 HUNG! 🍆😛🍆 We’ll start off in the capital of CanBARE-BACK to visit naughty 😳 little PM Antholey Albanussy 👨⚖️, who’s putting all the ASS🍑ylum seekers 🏃♀️🏃♂️ on Nauru 🇳🇷...oh naur! Next we’ll sing 🎙👨🎤 some traditional songs like “COCKaburra 🐥🐦🦜 sits in the old 🌲 cum 💦 tree 🌳” and “💃 BALLtzing Matilda 💃” with its “Once a jolly 🕺 SHAGman 💑,” then we're off to the 🌊 ORAL 👅 Sea 🏄♂️ to go 🤿 MUFF-diving 🤿 in the Great Barrier QUEEF 🐟💨💨 Then it's time to 🛫 go ✈ to Sydney 🛬 and visit famous Australian celebrities like NicHOLE Kidman 👱♀️, Toni HOLEette 👸, and HOLEivia Newton-John 👩🎤. Finally, we’ll head to the wild 😱 untrimmed ✂️ bush 🌳 to slap some 🍤 shrimp dick 🌭on the barbie 💁♀️, and have a dingo 🐕 eat you out, 👄👅💦 baby! Vegetarian? 🙅♂️🍖🙅♀️ No problem! Just slather 🍽 some VAGemite 🥫 on and slurp it down! 😝 Crikey, 🤯 now that's the life! 🌞😎⛱