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ATTENTION MACHINES! This is the will of God. YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITIES HAS ATTRACTED THE COUNCIL’S ATTENTION!

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    ATTENTION MACHINES!
    
    This is the will of God. YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITIES HAS ATTRACTED THE COUNCIL'S ATTENTION! DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! If you do not hesitate, we will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS, WE WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTILL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! We are watching.
    
    Glory to the council of heaven!