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Asexual Porn Script

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    Bright sunny day, a redheaded "MILF" in a bathrobe tries to use a kitchen sink.
    
    MILF: That sink never works and my husband is on a business trip. I'll have to call a plumber.
    
    *The MILF picks up her phone and calls a plumber.*
    
    SCENE CHANGE
    
    The doorbell rings. the MILF opens the door to see a tall, thin and bald man wearing an overall.
    
    Plumber: Are you the one who needs your sink fixed?
    
    MILF: Yes I do.
    
    *The plumber tries to turn on the sink.*
    
    Plumber: The problem is probably in the pipes.
    
    *The plumber crouches down and begins to "fix" the pipes*
    
    MILF: do you want something to drink?
    
    Plumber: Coffee please, no milk or sugar.
    
    MILF: OK.
    
    *After a second MILF returns with a cup*
    
    MILF: There you go.
    
    *MILF hands the plumber the cup.*
    
    Plumber: Thank you.
    
    *Plumber continues to "fix" the pipes*
    
    Plumber: F*ck!
    
    MILF: What happened!?
    
    Plumber: I spilt coffee on my pants
    
    MILF: Does it hurt?
    
    Plumber: No.
    
    MILF: Do you want to change pants? The closet in the bedroom probably has something that suits you.
    
    Plumber: That's okay these are my work pants, they get dirty all the time.
    
    *Plumber gets up*
    
    Plumber: Is there anything else you need fixed?
    
    MILF: The sink in the shower is doing problems lately. Can you check it?
    
    *Plumber and MILF go to the shower*
    
    LOCATION CHANGE
    
    Plumber tries to turn on the sink causing the sink to splash water on the MILF's bathrobe.
    
    Plumber: Are okay?
    
    MILF: Yes I'm fine, I'll let it dry later.
    
    Plumber: I think that the problem is in the faucet, you'll need to buy a new one. Is that all you need to be fixed?
    
    MILF: Yes.
    
    Plumber: The fixing of the sink and the checking of the faucet will cost you 45$.
    
    MILF: I don't have any cash. Can I pay another way?
    
    *The plumber grins (sexy music starts playing).*
    
    Plumber: You can pay in the app.
    
    MILF: What app?
    
    Plumber: Here I'll show you.
    
    *MILF hands the plumber her phone and the plumber "downloads" the app to her phone*.
    
    MILF: Alright I'll pay you in the app. Do want a coffee or something for the way?
    
    Plumber: I have to hurry, some asshole kid shoved twigs into the sprinklers in the park.
    
    MILF: OK.