As a mathematician I often get laid. My supremus brain excites most women.

As a mathematician I often get laid. My supremus brain excites most women. They are of course thirsting when they see me doing linear algebra and solving non linear differential equations.

As soon as they witness my flawless integration by parts or catch a glimpse of my mastery of Fourier transforms, it’s game over. Nothing makes a heart race like a perfect matrix inversion or a smooth tensor contraction. And don’t even get me started on the frenzy caused by a well constructed proof by induction, pure pandemonium! My calculations aren’t the only thing that multiplies rapidly, if you know what I mean.

So yeah, math? It’s the ultimate aphrodisiac. I often get, uh, rewarded while I’m deep in thought solving conjectures. It’s like the ultimate performance enhancer! And let’s not forget: this brainpower doesn’t discriminate; even men can’t resist the gravitational pull of my mathematical prowess. Turns out, math is the universal attractor! Physics are nothing compared to the sheer appeal of mathematics.

Haha

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to make love to my beautiful third wife, blessed with curves as striking as a Gaussian bell curve and assets that defy Euclidean geometry. While doing so, I’ll be mentally integrating functions in Schwartz distributions, because who says you can’t multitask? But of course only a real mathematician could be as efficient as me.