Last week when our biology teacher started talking about pandas I got up from my seat and started beating my dick in front of everyone. I got so horny I didn't even notice the horrified expressions on my classmates faces. All the girls started screaming and crying while the boys just looked at me in shame knowing that a member of their own gender could do something so horrible. The teacher dragged me to the principles office I tried to explain why I did what I did but the principle just kept asking "what the fuck is apandah bussy". Today I received the news that multiple classmates of mine commited suicide. But this isn't my fault. It's apandahs fault for having such a nice fat juicy bussy. So Reddit am I the asshole???