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Am i a valid DID system?

    DID is dissociative identity disorder
    I have a system of 911,420 alters!
    
    Here are some of them ✨✨✨✨
    
    Dream (he/him/she/her/ße/ßeself/racist/racistself) (struggles from ADHD, cancer, and DID), straight, triggered by cheaters
    
    COVID-19 (mask/maskself) (struggles with being sexist), pansexual, anti vax, triggered by vaccines
    
    Margaret Thatcher (she/her/piss/pissself/Britainself) (hates Argentinian people), asexual,
    
    McDonalds Big Mac (she/her/burgerself/cum/cumself) (suffers from diarrhea), shitsexual
    
    The US State of Missouri (Missouri/Missouriself) (has OCD, Tourette’s, ADHD, Depression, DID, OSDD, Cancer, Gonorrhea, and COVID), goth, bisexual, trans, triggered by high crime rates
    
    Uncle Clarence (he/him/molesterself), gay, triggered by women (sorry!)
    
    My Toilet (it/itself/piss/pissself/shit/shitself) (has diarrhea and PTSD), pansexual, has a piss kink, triggered by plungers
    
    Joseph Stalin (he/him/Swedish Welfare System) (hates Ukrainians), asexual, triggered by food, especially wheat
    
    I hope I am valid 💕💕💕💖💖✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨🖤💜💜🖤💜🖤💜 -Margaret Thatcher