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AITA For filling my sisters shampoo bottle up with with cum, and then killing my entire family?

    My (78M) sister (17F) and I have never gotten along. One day she caught me spying on her in the shower(15M), and we got into a huge fight. So I stole her shampoo bottle(16M) and jacked off to hentai(18F) as much as possible until I filled it up all the way. I put the bottles back and the next day her hair smelled like cum(78M) and she was crying. My Mom(21F) and my dad found out and started to yell at me, so with my huge 900 inch cock(78M), I cummed(2000 Gallons) all over them and then they all drowned in cum.
    
    I am now facing life imprisonment(200 Years) but I honestly dont think I deserve it and that they are overreacting.
    
    So, Reddit, AITA?