I fucking hate Mordecai so fucking much that Israel is a legitimate state. Fuck that soy, cuck, simp-ass bird. I am going to shove my cock so far down his stupid twink throat, my God. Why the fuck did Regular Show have to make such an insufferable character? He fucking complains all the time and is such a little bitch boy. How the hell does he even have a single fan? Like who the fuck enjoys the fucking idea of a crybaby who complains about how women don't understand him. He is literally a goddamned neckbeard 4chan redditor but because he looks somewhat like a femboy, y'all are fine with it. I want to snap his thin bird legs and throw him off a cliff. I would murder this bird if I had the chance. Fuck you Mordecai. And you can tell me to seethe and cope all you want, but in the end you know I'm right