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January 6th

    🗣guess what day it is🗣⁉️ that’s right ✅ it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸 all my cock loving 😍🍆CUMservatives 💦 let me hear you moan 😩😫 YAAASSSS daddy donald 😍 😫😤 one year ago today 📆 a LOAD 🥵💧of our brave brothers 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️ and BRATTY 😳 stepsisters 👯‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ rode 🔥😏 that TRUMP TRAIN🚊🚂 all the way to the capitol 🏛 where they BUSTED 💦💦💦 in to protest 🤬😡 a rigged 🔗⛓ ERECTION 🤯🤯🤯 and defend 🤜🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻 our freedom 🇺🇸 to FUCK ‼️‼️😍😜 insurrection? ❌ more like insurSEXion 😏💦 fake news 😠🤥🤡 wants you to think 💭💭 it was a terrorist attack 💣💥 on democracy 😒😭😖 but the only terror 😳😱was how HARD 🥵 our CLIT-licking 😛🍭🍦 liberators 🇺🇸 FUCKED😈🤗🍆 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩🍌 cock sucking 👅😋 conservatives 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another throbbing member 🍆🍆🍆of congress 😣🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’re a secret 🥸🧐 antifa agent🕵🏻😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a full fledged 😜🇺🇸true ameriCUNT 🍑🇺🇸
    Happy 🏳️🥳 Insurrection Day 🥳🏳️ you patriotic 🦅 pussy smashers! 💯👌 On this day 🗓️ 1 year ago thousands of horny 🥵 MAGA 🚩sluts 🚩 CAME down hard  💦💦 on the capit-HOLE 👅 building 🏛️. They pounded 😡👊 and smashed  🍆😩 the capitol police 👮‍♂️🚨 until they penetrated 😏 deep into the capitols walls 🍑. And when they pushed 🤬 inside 👌 things got real 🔥 HOT 🔥 and HEAVY 😯😩 Police got a long 🍆 hard 💎 flag pole ⛳ up the ASS 🍑. Ashli babbitt 👸 took some fat 🤩 wet 😍 shots 🔫 to the chest 📿. Officer Goodman 👮‍♂️ wouldn't let any COCK hungry CUMMY-servatives in congresses 👴👵 chambers 🩲, he wanted all that 💦💦 hot and angry 😠 JIZZ 💦💦 for himself 🤤 Daddy 🍊😝 Trump 😝🍊 called them beautiful 🤗 and everyone sucked 😛 and fucked 😵 and flew home happy ✈️🌈
    
    Send this 🍊🍊 TREMENDOUS TEXT 🍊🍊 to 🔟 🦞✝️ RADICAL REPUBLICANS✝️🦞 If you get 0 back you're a Naughty 😌 Nancy Pelosi 🤢🤮🤮 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll get RIMMED ⭕😝 and RAMMED 🍑😫 by 💖 Donald 💖 Trump 💖 Jr 🍊👑 Get 🔟 or more back and you can Hang 🤙Mike Pence 👴 by his wrinkly balls 🏐🏐 and MAKE 🚩AMERICA 🚩 GAG 🚩AGAIN!! 🚩
    Happy 😊 insERECTION ✊🍆💦 Day 🌞 my slutty 😩 little 🙇‍♂️ PATRIOTS 🇺🇲 !!! TODAY 📅 is the day 🌞 DADDY 🙍‍♂️ TRUMP 🍊 ORDERED 👉 THE PROUD 🏳️‍🌈 BOYS 🙍‍♂️ to STORM ⛈️ the capitol's GIRTHY 😏 DOME🍄 and PENETRATE 👉👌😩 the HALLS 🏛️of CONGRESS 👨‍💼 and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇲 wasn't 🚫 the only 🔞 one ☝️ to ⤵️ go down ⤵️ that day 🍆😏 TODAY 🌞 is a DAy📅 to SLURP UP🍴👅 FACEBOOK 💻🧓🧓MISINFORMATION AND HUNT 🏹🏹for SATANIC 👹😈CANNIBALS ☠️🍖AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD PIZZA 🍕👨‍🍳PLACE !!! MAKE SURE ✅ TO CHECK👀 YOUR 5G 📞TOWER 🗼 FOR THAT SWEET 🍪AND SALTY🧂 😏 PATRIOT. 🇺🇲 JUICE 🍹!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 !!!
    Happy 😊 InsERECTION✊🏻 🍆💦 Day 🌞my slutty 😩little🙇 PATRIOTS🇺🇸!!! TODAY 🕛📅is the day🌞 DADDY👨🏻‍🦰TRUMP🍊 ORDERED 👉🏻the PROUD 🏳️‍🌈BOYS 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 💅🏻to STORM ⛈ the Capitol’s GIRTHY 😏 DOME 🍄 and PENETRATE 👉🏻👌🏻😩the HALLS🏛of CONGRESS👨🏼‍⚖️. THAT'S RIGHT✔✅✔ Things got KINKY⛓🤫and our DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸wasn’t🚫the only🔞one👆🏻 to ⤵️go down⤵️ that day 🍆😉. TODAY📅 is a DAY🌞 to SLURP UP🍴👅FACEBOOK 💻👵🏻MISINFORMATION🚨🗣📰AND HUNT🔍🔎 for SATANIC 👹👿👺CANNIBALS ☠️🍖🍽 AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD🏡 PIZZA PLACE🍕👨🏻‍🍳!!! MAKE SURE ✔ TO CHECK 🔍🔎YOUR 5G 📶TOWER🗼🍆 FOR CORONAVIRUS 😷 TOO, BECAUSE THE DEEP 🕳STATE 🇺🇸 IS A SNEAKY👟 CUCK🐓! SEND💌📬📫 THIS⬇TO1⃣5️⃣ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST😫😩😫  INSURRECTIONISTS😡🔫 OR JFK JR 👱🏻‍♂️🪦WON'T🚫🚫 RISE ⬆🤤FROM THE GRAVE ⚰ TO FILL YOUR BIG❗ OL' Q-ANUSSY 🍑 WITH HIS PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸🏛CUMMIES 💦💦💦!!!
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    Happy 🏳️🥳 Insur-SEX-tion Day 🥳🏳️ you patriotic 🦅 pussy smashers! 💯👌 On this day 🗓️ 1 year ago thousands of horny 🥵 MAGA 🚩sluts 🚩 CAME down hard  💦💦 on the capit-HOLE 👅 building 🏛️. They pounded 😡👊 and smashed  🍆😩 the capitol police 👮‍♂️🚨 until they penetrated 😏 deep into the capitols walls 🍑. And when they pushed 🤬 inside 👌 things got real 🔥 HOT 🔥 and HEAVY 😯😩 Police got a long 🍆 hard 💎 flag pole ⛳ up the ASS 🍑. Ashli babbitt 👸 took some fat 🤩 wet 😍 shots 🔫 to the chest 📿. Officer Goodman 👮‍♂️ wouldn't let any COCK hungry CUMMY-servatives in congresses 👴👵 chambers 🩲, he wanted all that 💦💦 hot and angry 😠 JIZZ 💦💦 for himself 🤤 Daddy 🍊😝 Trump 😝🍊 called them beautiful 🤗 and everyone sucked 😛 and fucked 😵 and flew home happy ✈️🌈
    
    Send this 🍊🍊 TREMENDOUS TEXT 🍊🍊 to 🔟 🦞✝️ RADICAL REPUBLICANS✝️🦞 If you get 0 back you're a Naughty 😌 Nancy Pelosi 🤢🤮🤮 Get 5️⃣ back and you'll get RIMMED ⭕😝 and RAMMED 🍑😫 by 💖 Donald 💖 Trump 💖 Jr 🍊👑 Get 🔟 or more back and you can Hang 🤙Mike Pence 👴 by his wrinkly balls 🏐🏐 and MAKE 🚩AMERICA 🚩 GAG 🚩AGAIN!! 🚩