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All white people are pedos

    You ever wonder why the white man is so much more intelligent?
    You ever wonder why the white man is so much more intelligent than his colored counterparts? One theory is that the early humans that migrated to colder climates, and thus loss the melanin in their skin, had to develop long-term decision making in order to survive the harsh winters where food wasn't readily available. It was this adaptation that led to the signature cunning wit often found in Caucasians. This division of man is still found today, not only in the bountiful jungles of Kenya and the merciless snows of Europe, but in the extraordinary bosoms of modern women and the delicate and beautiful chests of precocious young girls. Men of lesser constitutions often view these girls as unfit, or unripe, not yet ready for reproduction. But the white man knows. He knows that an investment of just a few short years is nothing compared to a relationship that lasts a lifetime. He knows that there is a clear and obvious negative correlation between length of marriage and number of previous sexual partners. And he knows that younger mothers give birth to much healthier children. These reasons sound cold and clinical when written out plainly, but the white man is not so cold, for years of evolution has cultivated this knowledge not in his head, but in his heart; the knowledge is expressed in the form of his love, and the white man has an opulence of love to give. The lesser man looks at a fully developed woman and sees an opportunity for a few minutes of fun. The greatest man looks at a small girl child and sees an opportunity for a lifetime of love and passion.