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Listen up, the soap you shower with? It's shit.
You probably haven't even questioned what
bar soap you lather up with.
Lets face it. Most guys don't
They're still using whatever bar their
mommy bought for her little man.
Is that you want? To smell like momma's
little man?
But now you can upgrade your shower game with
Dr. Squatch Natural Soap.
I'm talking about natural nourishing hand-cut soap
for men.
Men who use their hands.
Men who build things.
Men who open the pickle jar on the first try.
Men who catch foul balls without spillin' their beer.
You won't just smell good either.
Your skin will be healthier and be more nourished.
Dare I say? Soft.
Oh, Men aren't supposed to have soft skin?
Well, men weren't supposed to cry during movies.
And then they made the movie Rudy.
He's so little.