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8 people suffocated to death at Travis Scott’s concert

    At least 8 dead and many injured after crowd surge at Travis Scott's Astroworld Festival
    Dababy would never let something like this happen. The only suffocating at his concerts is dudes suffocating on his 13 incher (unerect of course, as no one is good enough to arouse him) in a classy manner. Dababy realizes the potential of his fan base as his personal flesh-lights, and would never let one go to waste.
    
    “Why doesn’t Dababy just fuck da dead bodies?” If you have to ask that question, then you’re not a real fan. Real ones already know da answer to that. Dababy likes it when they resist, and they can’t resist when they’re Dead.
    
    So next time you listen to Dababy (which should be all the time), just remember Dababy values you.