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Am I The Asshole?

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    I (9198202939329M) lied about my age to my girlfriend😨. (15F) I (9198202939329M) told her that I am 9198202939329 years old. besides I (9198202939329M) had to go to prison for having sex with her! (9302 YEARS!! ) because my girlfriend (15F) is a minor while I'm not. My mom (14F)helped me to espace prison though🤭when I (9198202939329M) already had served 831 years!! We used several machine guns and a nuke to escape! Such an original escape plan🥺! She helped me because she thinks age is just a number and love is love! 🥰 so sweet. :)) Couldn't wish a better mom🤗! Oh, and my girlfriend (15F) broke with me for me lying about my age! 💔Now I am dating my mom(14F) because she thinks age is just a number and love is love! 💖