It all started one winter night in 1994.
I stepped outside in my winter clothes,
I was as horny as any other 14 year old was.
My dick, most throbbing as it was cold.
So I decided to do something about it.
I thought: "Isn't there something that could solve my raging horniness?"
And then it came to me:
I could build a snow woman.
And do whatever I wanted to it.
Very quickly I proceeded to construct a crudely put-together snowwoman.
I scooped up two good snowballs and placed them on her beautiful chest.
I put more detail into the breasts than any other part of her body.
I took a stick and drew a berserk smile upon her face.
"Good..." I thought.
At this point, I was way too turned on to spend time on a vagina, so I just stick my dick into the snow.
It left a crude hole right around where a vagina should be.
I smiled as I looked at my creation.
I shed a tear and it froze off my face.
Then, "It's go time" I had decided.
I stuck my hot throbbing mess of a cock back into the snow.
I started thrusting like I was a rabbit trying to impregnate my mate.
My dick was freezing..I could feel the cold surround it as I vigirously fucked this hole I had just made.
I soon began to wonder why I had not yet reached climax.
I was thrusting, but it didn't feel good. I didn't feel anything at all.
And then I realized
I quickly withdrew my dick from the snow woman.
I tried to get a good look at it.
But twas too dark.
I rushed inside.
And thus
I realized
It was too late.
My dick had frostbite.
I cried and panicked.
"I can't lose my dick!!" I cried out within my cabin.
Doctor: I asked how your day was
Oh.
