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Mother’s Day

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦
    🙏👏🌟✨💫YAAAAAAAAS MAMA YAAAASSS 🙀😮🌷👏 Mother’s Day is coming this sunday🕐⏳💁🔟🙆 and i want you to know that you are my mader, a supreme. 👸🌟💎 You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. 🏃🔫💣🙅📛🔪 ur in control, 🐯 my mamacita. 💃 You run the world.🌍🌎🌏🌠 You are the generation who breeds a new generation. 🔼🔺➡️🆕🍼👶👱👧👦🌟 So this Mama’s Day, send this to all your mothers.💝 Tho i may have a 🔝daddy or daddies👨🏼👨🏻👨🏿👨🏾👨🏽🍆 who give me cummies💦💦💧👅👀 you will always be my mami🔐💁👸👰👵. send this to all ur mamma mias 👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 if u get 0 back, youre a flop! 🙅😔🙍 if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! ☝️💄👛👙💇👄 4-7 ur a mama born to be kween someday. 👗👜🍭🎀🌂💓 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. 👄🔥💃💅👠👘👜🎀🌂💄💍 SLAAY ME🙇 KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK 🐯🐱🔥 BUSSY GAME ON TOP.👑🍑💎💋 THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS 🌈👬👭👯👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💃 I LOVE MY GAY FANS💕❤️😘❌⭕️❌⭕️
    HAPPY 😌 MOMMY’S DAY! ⛅🌁🌆 Today 📆 we CUM 😈😈💦💦💦💦😎 together 💏💑👭👬 to celebrate 🥳🤩🎉 the BIG 😱 MOMMY MILKERS 🍈🍈 of all the CREAMPIE 🥧CUMSLUTS 🤤who 🤔💭 didn’t 🤽‍♀️ pull 💓💕😈 out! 👍🏻 Bring 🧺 HOT 😍💋😋 SAUSAGE 🌭 and FERTILIZED 🥚 EGGS 🍳 for breakfast 🥣🍞 in the bed 🛏 u were conceived 😮‍💨 in! 🕺 Send 📩 this to ur 🔟 MOST 👏👉 BREEDABLE 🐣MILFs! Get 0 🚫🔙 and ur mommy🤰milk 🥛🍼🐮 will run dry 🚱😱 Get 5️⃣ 🔙 and ur a FERTILE 🪴FUCKTOY 🌸! Get 🔟🔙 2 be the CREAMPIE 🍆💦🍑QUEEN!!! 👸🏾 
    Happy😊 mommy👩 day!! ! Today is a BIG👐 day for all those mommies👩 who let you suckle on their breasts😏 when you're hungry (●´ω`●) being an absolute mommy is a hard job (≧o≦) and they must be worshipped😋😋! Send this to all of the absolute MOMMIES you know🍆🍆😏😋
    Your 🌊 👉 🤗 biological mother 👪👪👪 🤶 👩 is so morbidly obese when 🕗 🕛🕐 🕗 she 🟣 💁‍♀️ 👩 went 👣 💨 🏃 to go ✅ 🦗 🤡 get 😩 💪👽 🕴🏽 her 👇😐👇 👸 👩 yearly ⏳ ⏳ ⏳ physical 👊 👊 👊 done, ⏳ 🔨 ✅ the doctor 🏥 👩‍⚕ 👨🏻‍⚕️🏥 took 👫 ✋ 👫 her 👩 👨🏼 👩 blood, 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♂️ 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 and the results 💹 👀💯 👀💯 concluded that 😐 ⏪ 😠 she 👩 👩🏼 👩 had 🈶👋✊💔 😥😿 😭 high 🔊 👍😍 🔊 blood 👩🏼‍⚖️👩🏼‍⚖️📢📢 🧛‍♀️ 🧛‍♂️ pressure 🔥 🔥 🔥 on 😓🍐🔛 🔛 ⬇️ said 💬 💬 🅾️ type 💻 📝📝 📝 2 😳 🕝 ❕ diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility 🤔 🤔 🤔 of heart 💔 💓 💑 disease. 😷 🤢🧟‍♀️ 🤢🧟‍♀️ She 👩🏻 💁‍♀️ 💁‍♀️ also 🙇 ➕ 🙇 suffers from 🤕 👉🙃 🚥 severe 😱 😱 📉 depression because 🐕 ♒ 🐕 she 💁 👩 🙇 lacks confidence 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ 🧚🏻💞✨ in 🏼 🤔 ☝️ her 🤰 💁‍♂️🎥 👩 physical 👊 👊 👊 appearance, which 👏 🙌😩 👏 enables her 👇😐👇 👩 👩 to consume even 🌃 🌃 🌃 more ✋✋ ➕ ➕ food, 🍣 🍙 🍝 making 🌟 💘 ☝️ her 👩 👸😡 💁‍♂️ more ➕ ➕➕➕➕ 🙅 obese. Not 🚫 🐻 🙊 to mention, but 🤔 🦎 📷 your 👉 👉 👩‍🌾 mother 😱🪓 👪👪👪 👰‍♀️ is becoming SO monstrous, she 👩 🙋‍♀️ 👱‍♀️ had 😭 💋 😴 a hard 🤦‍♀️ 😤 🔩😖 time 🕐🕐 😂 💀 fitting through 🪀 🪀 🐲 small 😂👌 😂👌 🥺 spaces 🌠 🌠 🌠 and exceeding weight 🏋️‍♂️ 🏋 🚶🏽 limits on 🔛 📷 😉 practical 😚 😚 😚 applications. Your 🧍 👏 👉👩🏿 mother 👪 👰‍♀️ 👪 has 👏 😜 💤 an endless cycle 🚲 🚲 🚲 of malicious 😂 😂 😂 eating 🍴 🍴 🍴 habits that ➡️ 🔍 📝 only ☝️ 6️⃣ 😂🕡 ✋👀 make 📝🍳 🏼🙅 📣 her 👩 👩 👩 health 🚑 🥗 🍎 worsen 😱 😱 😱 over 🔁 🔁 🔁 time. 🕡🕠 🕜 ⏰ I 😍 💃 👁️ hope 💁‍♂️ 💁🤞🙏 🌈 whoever has 🈶 🛒 👏 just 😂 😫 😬🗼 read 📙 📙 📖 this post 🚩 📝 🚩 enjoyed the humorous Your 👉 🙄 🤪🤪🤪🤪 Mother 😱🪓 👰‍♀️ ⚱️ joke. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😜 Thank 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 🤗🤔 you 🌐 😫 🌐 for 🎅 🤦 💯🏽 your 👈 👉 👈 time 🕛 🕐 🕕 and have ✊💪 🙋 🐒 a blessed 😇 😇 😇 day. 🌞 🚨 🚨
    oh shit 👌👌👌 its mother's 👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿 day 🌞🌞 and you 👉🏽👉🏽 know what that means 😏😏😏😏 MOMMY'S CUMMIES 💦💦💦💦 the 1️⃣st Sunday in May 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸💐 is a time for CELEBRATION 🎉 🎈🎊🎉🎉 LOVE ❤️💛💚💙💜 and most of all.... SUCC 😜😩😫😩😩😝😝 share this with 🔟 mommies 💁🏻🙅🏿🙎🏾🙍🏼🙆🏽🙋🏻💆🏼👸🏼👵🏿👩🏼 to become.. the ULTIMATE CUMMIE 💦💦💦💦
    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY HOES! 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 On this day we celebrate 🎉🎊 the HORNY BITCH 🍆🙆 that got HOT 🔥 and DRIPPY 💦💦 with DADDY 👱🍆🍆 then 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 💥 POPPED 💥 YOU 👇🏻 OUTTA THE PUSSY 🙀🙀😹 9 MONTHS later 📅 Throughout the years 📅📅📅 this bitch 🙋 did EVERYTHING 4️⃣ you, shovin her TITTIES 🔘🔘 in your FACE 👶 4️⃣ you 2️⃣ SUCK ON 👅👅💦, cleanin up 👅👅 the CUMMIES 💦💦 in your diapers 👶, KISSIN 💋 all your BOOBoos 🔘🏥🔘, & 💦 CUMMIN 💦 to the rescue 🆘 whenever you needed 😫 that MILF PUSSY 🐱💦 Show this SLUTTY MUMMY 💁 how much you appreciate 🙏🙏 her today & MURDER 🔫🗡💣 THAT PUSSY 🐱🐱 like a good child should 👍👶 DADDY 👱🍆 won't mind 😉😏 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ friends with the HOTTEST 🔥 MILFS 🙆👪 Get 3️⃣ back & MOMMY will give the TIP 🍆 a KISS 💋 GOODNIGHT 🌙⭐️ Get 5️⃣ back & she'll T(F)UCK 👉👌 you into BED 🛌 TONIGHT 🌠 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & she'll give you the RIDE 🐎🍆💦 OF YOUR LIFE 💦 to SCHOOL 📚 tomorrow 🚗🍆🐱💦 
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