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Bread Bank (No Gluten)

    welcome to the bread bank
    we sell bread, we sell loafs
    we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
    TOASTED
    ROASTED
    shut the fuck up
    listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
    we don't have either of those
    you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
    what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
    it's gluten free
    I don't care if it's free
    swear on your fucking YEEZYS
    if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
    tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
    what, you gon' record it?
    ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
    what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
    what the fuck do you want?
    I'm the motherfucking MANAGER
    at the BREAD STORE
    B R E A D
    tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
    I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
    we can't take shit out the bread
    why put it in in the first place?
    I know y'all smoking that pack
    we got crackers
    no gluten
    fuck crackers
    it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
    hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
    look we got whole wheat: gluten free
    Texas toast: gluten free
    TORTILLA
    fuck all that
    what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
    Florida
    I knew it