dear gay people. how do you wipe your ass? i know this might sound dumb but do gay people wipe their ass the same way we do? i heard they like putting things in their ass so do they like get turned on when the toilet paper goes in? what about the poop? do they get turned in when they poop because it feels like a penis? they are both oblong cylinders afterall. but what if they are actually being better at wiping their ass because they have some sort of advanced technique that is straight people can’t use because it’s too gay. do they like wrap their finger in toilet paper and finger out all of the poop? i really hate wiping so maybe i could convert to gay to use these advanced techniques. what do you guys think? and if there is any homosexuals here please tell me how you wipe your ass while being gay.