Skip to content

You Me Gas Station Sushi

    YOU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo,  next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in..DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
    YOU. 👉 ME 👈. GAS STATION ⛽.  What are we getting for dinner?  🍽 Sushi 🍣 of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie 💊 inside of our gas station ⛽ sushi 🍣,  we black out ⬛and wake up in a sewer . We're surrounded by fish 🐟🐠; horny fish 🐠😫🐟.  You know what that means.  Fish orgy🐟😫🐠😫🐟, the stench draws in a bear 🐻. What are we gonna do?  We're gonna fight it ⚔.  BEAR 🐻 FIGHT. BEAR 🐻 HANDED. BEAR 🐻 naked?😫 oh yes, please.  We befriend the bear🐻 after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese🧀,  dance dance 💃 revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ⚒? uh, I think so 🤔.  next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. ✝️ Then i turn into a jet 🛩, fly into the sun☀️, black out ⬛again, wake up, do a bump🥴, white out ⬜which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint 🚬.  Greened-out🟩, then i turned into the sun ☀️.   uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.
    You, me, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course!
    
    Uh oh, looks like there was a ruby in our gas station sushi.
    
    We blackout and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, horny fish. You know what that means...
    
    FISH!
    
    The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT! Bear FIGHT, Bear HANDED, Bear.. naked??? Oh yes please!
    
    We befriend the bear after we beat it in a BRAWL, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese!
    
    DANCE
    
    DANCE
    
    REVOLUTION
    
    Revolution?
    
    Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so!
    
    Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ! Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a BUMP, WHITEOUT (which i didn't know you can do.)
    
    Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned INTO the sun-
    
    UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKIN IN!
    
    (Chaotic noises)
    You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bear handed? Bear naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh I think so. Next think you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet. Fly into the sun. Blackout again. Wake up. Do a bump. White out (which I didn't know you could do). Then I smoked a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Dubehebeuhuhejugehuho hoo AHHH!!!
    You, me 🦊🪨
    
    Gas station ⛽️
    
    What are we getting for dinner?🍽
    
    Sushi, of course 🍣
    
    Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi😵
    
    We black out ☠️ and wake up in a sewer🚽
    
    We're surrounded by fish, horny fish 🐠
    
    You know what that means 😏
    
    Fish orgy!🐠😏
    
    The stench draws in a bear 🐻
    
    What do we do? 😟
    
    We're gonna fight it😎
    
    Bear fight 🐻🤺
    
    Bare handed 🐻👊
    
    Bare naked? 🐻😜
    
    Oh yes please, we befriend the bear 🐻 🤝🥰after we beat it in a brawl😡 Then we ride it into a 🏇 Chuck E. Cheese 🧀 🐀
    
    Dance Dance Revolution 🕺
    
    Revolution?✊
    
    Ovеrthrow the government?🧐
    
    Uh, I think so😏
    
    Nеxt thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ✝️
    
    Then I turn into a jet ✈️ , fly into the sun ☀️ , black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out 💳
    
    which I didn't know you could do🤷
    
    Then I smoked a joint, greened out,🍃then I turned into the sun 🌞
    
    Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in🤪 Asdfghjkl:;?!💀