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Itโ€™s ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽ„โ›„๏ธDICKcember ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽ„โ›„๏ธ

    Itโ€™s ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽ„โ›„๏ธDICKcember ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽ„โ›„๏ธand you โœจโšก๏ธknow what that means!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ฎItโ€™s HOEliday season ๐ŸŽ„and Santa ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพis cumming๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to town and bringing ๐ŸŽpresents ๐ŸŽto all the good boys ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผand girls๐Ÿ‘ฉ, but if youโ€™ve been a naughty ๐Ÿ‘ŽโŒhoe ๐Ÿ‘„you ainโ€™t getting ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies this year! โŒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ™…Prancer ๐Ÿดand LAPdancer ๐Ÿ’ƒare ready to get wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆand Rudolph the ๐Ÿ”ดred ๐Ÿ”ดDick ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆSLUTdeer is โณwaiting โณto light up the way to ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพsantaโ€™s ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพsexshop ๐Ÿšจwhere all you ho ๐Ÿ˜†ho ๐Ÿ˜†HOES can get ๐Ÿ‘„naughty ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜‰! send ๐Ÿ“ฒthis to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your sexiest snowmen โ›„๏ธโ›„๏ธor else Santa ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพwill be giving you ๐Ÿ˜ฑโšซ๏ธCOAL โšซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑthis year!!! โ˜น๏ธinstead of CUMMIES! ๐Ÿ˜ get ๐Ÿ“ฉback5๏ธโƒฃ and youโ€™re a ๐Ÿชgingerbread ๐Ÿชget ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back and youโ€™re ๐Ÿ‘€an ๐ŸŽapple ๐ŸŽcider ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸปSLUT!