Its the infamous Ahsoka Tano copypasta but changed to Blue Archive.
Raiden, have I ever told you about Blue Archive? Yeah, it is a gacha game, but the gacha mechanics are not nearly as bad as similar games. But that's not important right now, here take a look at this, pretty cute and funny, huh Raiden? That's just the beginning though, the developers have been adding so many cute and funny girls over the years, it's got far more than other gacha games that only pay lip service to the fans of cute and funny, like Hag Lane for example, ugh. In fact there was a Blue Archive lead developer or someone like that that posted on twitter about how his ideal wife is a high schooler, so you can trust they know what they're doing Raiden. They're just like you and me, Raiden. And naturally each of those cute and funny girls has a swimsuit outfit, in fact, remind me later, I'll show you some pictures on the rule34 website when you return to base. Oh btw it's even got older girls that are tall with flat chests, isn't that amazing? What other gacha game has such perfect fan service, they all think an oneesan character needs large oppai but it's just not true! Flat is justice, am I right Raiden? And you dont need to bother thinking about male characters, this takes place in an all girls school so you, as the sensei, are the only male in the story What do you think, Raiden? How do you like my new gaki? The shupogaki, double trouble, twin gaki students seducing an adult, needs correction.