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Burger Bangor

    Its an unhinged Indonesian post about the siblings in Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) engaging in incest sex. The post states that questioning the siblings’ relationship is as pointless as questioning the marketing strategy of Burger Bangor being perpetually in 40% discount.

    Ini sodara MC ZZZ ini pasti ngeseks, gak ada cerita mereka gak main sembunyikan ular piton abang tiap malem. Gak ada yang nanya di game soalnya itu sebodoh nanya "kalo burger bangor enak kenapa mereka diskon 40% mulu?" jawaban nya sudah jelas. Kalo lu keluar tengah malem lu bisa liat lampu toko nya masih nyala, mereka masih buka tapi gak ada pelanggan, kenapa? yah dari luar lu bisa denger bunyi kayu reyot nabrak tembok: "cekit cekit jedug cekit cekit jedug jedug", orang udah tahu tuh lu bunyiin bel nya harus nunggu 15 menit terus salah satu dari dua bersaudara ini turun, keringetan, ngaku AC nya rusak, tiap lu ke sana rusak mulu, selang nya gak bener kali masang nya. Toko gak bisa maju soalnya tiap bulan ganti rangka kasur, jebol terus. Yah adek nya cantik imut, abang nya ganteng keren, wajar aja ditinggal berdua langsung bertumbuk diatas kasur. Lu pisahin taro di ujung belahan dunia berbeda kayak nabi adam ama hawa juga ini berdua bakal balik lagi dalam 80 hari, terus kembali bertumbuk. 
    These Zenless Zone Zero MC siblings are definitely having sex, there is no way they aren't playing 'hide the brother's python' every single night. Nobody asks about it in-game because doing so is as stupid as asking, 'If Burger Bangor is so delicious, why are they always on a 40% discount?' The answer is already obvious.
    
    If you go out in the middle of the night, you can see the shop lights are still on; they are still open but there are no customers. Why? Well, from the outside, you can hear the sound of creaky wood smashing against the wall: 'creak creak thud creak creak thud thud.' People already know that if you ring the doorbell, you have to wait 15 minutes before one of the siblings comes downstairs, drenched in sweat, claiming the AC is broken. Every time you go there, it's always 'broken'—maybe the hose wasn't installed correctly.
    
    The shop can't make any business progress because every month they have to replace the bed frame; it keeps getting smashed through. Well, the little sister is cute and pretty, and the older brother is handsome and cool—it's only natural that the moment they're left alone together, they immediately start pounding on the mattress. Even if you separate them and put them on opposite ends of the world like Adam and Eve, these two would find their way back to each other within 80 days and go right back to pounding.