Its the “Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.” copypasta but changed to a white guy (orang putih) larping as a Malay Malaysian.
Selamat, my name is Encik Ken.
I'm a 27 year old American Malayboo (Malaysia fan for you orang putih). I spend my days defending Bumiputera laws preferencing Malays and the Yang
di-Pertuan Agong shared elective monarchy system on my tablet and reading about superior Malay states. (Penang, Malacca, Sabah, Sarawak etc.)
I train with my Keris every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my dagger license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Malay fluently, both Johor-Riau and the Kelantan-Pattani dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Malaysian history and their pendekar warrior code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Malaysian visa, I am moving to Kuala Lumpur to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a silat master or design policies to counter Chinese Malaysian overrepresentation in the private sector and commerce!
I own several tanjaks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Malaysia, so I can fit in easier. I run amok among my elders and seniors and speak Malay as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Malaysia!