Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to House of Spiders (HoS) Ryoshu from Limbus Company.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of HoS Ryoshu. I try to synnergize her with my Nursefather team, she kills them. I try to play with the Apprentice, she kills them. I don't even try to put her in a status team. I want her to use her S3-3 over and over. Her best passive is to kill Renclair yet she prioritize him last . I want her to kill Sora Don yet she kills Riensang for 1 extra red coins. She grabs me by the throat. I farm Luxcavation for her. I cook for her. I give her the best ego there is and uptie her. She is not satisfied. I just want her to use her S3-2. "I don't use S3-2 without the nursefathers” She tells me. "Give me the HoS ids" She lets the enemies hit her while casually evading. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with the more passing turns" I can't pull for Valencina Rodion or Matthias Outis, I don't have enough Lunacy. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She unsheathes her sword. She says "I will slash and scorch throught the nursefathers until they are severed away" There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure 500 damage per S3-3 in the span of 7 turns. What a cruel world.