HEY ☝ all 🥜👨 you WALKER TEXAS RANGE-WHORES! 💦💦 THE IMPOSSIBLE 😡 HAPPENED - Carlos 🏻 Ray “Chuck” Norris kicked the bucket!! 🗑🗑 That’s 😝 right, he 👦👉 Bowflexed his ⌚ rock 🎸🚀 hard 🚪🌰 bod so 🆗 hard that 😐 his COCK exploded and 🌬 took ⌛ him 🏿😱 out 🚶😱 right there! 💦 But you know 💭 how it ✋ goes 🅱 - Death had a Near Chuck Experience and 💰 DADDY 🍆 DEATH 👻 got 😂🙌 his 💦 due! 👅👅 Chuckie Poo 😩💩 got 👑 a ROUNDHOUSE KICK 👣 to 👉👌 his 💦 LAST 💥🔚 DRAGON and 👏 he’s 👨👨 now 🔨😱 an EXPENDABLE 2!! 📜 Send this to 💦💦 2️⃣5️⃣ 👏 of your 🏻👉 Closest Chuck Norris fans 👧👧 - get 0️⃣ back 📵🔙 you’re a 🅰👨 dirty, 🛁🛁 dirty 🛁 Airman First ☝ Class. ⚠ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ 💯💯 back, 🗣😡 you 🚀 get 🔫☄ a 🚾 Black Belt 🌑🍑 in 🚫 Chun Kuk Do. Get 2️⃣5️⃣ back 👈🔙 and you’ll ✋ get a 🅱 C-word pass!!!
HOO-WEE! 🤠💦 Saddle ⛓️up and 🤠 grab your 🍑handles because the ULTIMATE 🥷🏻 ROUNDHOUSE RANGER 👊 has finally KICKED the 💀 bucket—and the whole 🌎world is DRIZZLING 💦💦 with manly tears! 😭 We thought Chuck was IMMORTAL 🧔🏻♂️💎 like a LEGENDARY DIAMOND-HARD DONG 💎🍆 in the ring, but even DEATH 👻 had to take a ROUNDHOUSE ⚡ to the face just to catch a glimpse of that TEXAS TERROR! 😵💥🍑 When Chuck Norris ☝️🥷 CUMes for JUSTICE 👮♂️🔥 he don’t just bring the THUNDER 🌩️🍆, he brings a PUSSY-POUNDING FIESTA 🎉🌮 of pure RANGER adrenaline! 💪 His beard is THICKER 🧔🏻🍂 than a swamp and his WANG 🍌 is BIGGER than a LONESTAR 🍹 sunset. He’s been RAMMING 🤠 that RANGER COCK 🚀🥵 into the SOUL of every criminal, leaving them BEGGING for ONE LAST DIRTY DONGING 🍆🔥 If you don't SEND this to 5️⃣ of your HARDEST, THIRSTIEST FRIENDS 🍑🥵 right now, prepare for the COCK-SUCKING APOCALYPSE ☠️🔫 where the only thing STIFFER than Chuck’s punches is the rigor mortis 👖💦 in your pants!