Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Viator from Octopath Traveler.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Viator. I try to play Olberic. My Viator deals more damage. I try to play Sazantos. My Viator deals more damage. I try to play El. My Viator deals more damage. I want to play Celcus. He can't stack sidestep as fast. I want to play Saoirse, Pius. They both support Viator.
He grabs me by the throat. I farm for him. I cook for him. I give him the Forbidden Blade. He isn't satisfied. I obtain the Storm Blade. "I don't need this much Physical Defense" he tells me. "Give me more Parry Stacks." He grabs Saoirse and forces her to fill his ultimate. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Surpassing Power."
I can't give him Surpassing Power, I don't have enough JP. He grabs my Save Data boni. I only have the Cait statue. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his sword. He says "Flowing water can't be tracked." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 3×Nullify Physical Damage. What a cruel world.