From a comment in a post on r/mapporncirclejerk that responded countries banning Heinz Baked Beans.
heinz baked beans are literally the best thing ever and i will die on this hill. the sauce is perfect, the beans are soft but not mushy, and it just works with EVERYTHING. toast, eggs, sausages, chips, whatever you throw at it, it fits. it’s cheap, it’s filling, it’s reliable. and the idea that some country would BAN them????? insane. absolutely insane!!!! like how do you even justify that??? it’s BEANS. it’s not dangerous, it’s not offensive, it’s not some weird thing, it’s beans in tomato sauce. people live off this stuff, students, workers, families, everyone. you take that away and you’re basically saying “we don’t care about normal people.” don’t care if you think i’m exaggerating, i’m not. you don’t realize how much they matter until someone says “oh they’re banned here” and then suddenly it feels like a crime. they’re part of daily life, they’re survival food. banning them is dumb, pointless, and honestly feels like an attack on the people. i’ll say it again because it needs to be said. HEINZ BEANS ARE LIFE!!!! they’re not fancy, they’re not trying to be anything else, they’re just beans in sauce and somehow it’s perfect. banning them is like banning bread or banning water, it makes no sense.and yeah i’m repeating myself but that’s the point. because it’s that important. beans on toast at 2am when you’re broke, beans with breakfast when you’re tired, beans when you just need something quick. it’s always there. always the same. always good. banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil