AKA ‘wizardposting’ the original is from a wizard shitpost from Tumblr before been adopted by other communities.
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.Warhammer 40K version
Shit man, this uprising is fucked. I just saw a shard of god clap his hand together and say "drain life" or some similar shit, and everyone around him turned inside out, had their blood drained, and exploded. My Leader didn't even notice that's how common this shit is. My ass is shooting a pipe) gun, and rocking a 60 year old mining outfit. I think I just heard "Phaeron of the Stars" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck out of here.Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Shit man, this Arima Kinen is fucked. I just saw an uma clap her hands together and say Mystifying Murmur some similar shit, and every one around her became Rushed, ran out of Stamina and became glue. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is procing Super-Duper Stoked and level 1 Extra Tank . I think I just heard Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might two positions over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.Naruto
Shit man, this ninja war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "atomic dismantling jutsu" or some similar shit, and every one around him was trapped in a glowing cube, exploded into dust and then disappeared. The sensory types didn't even look at him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using beast mimicry and fang over fang. I think I just heard "ninja art: scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.Lancer Deltarune – Darkner war
Shit man, this Dark World is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "IT'S TV TIME!" or some similar shit, and every one around him was playing a minigame and earning points. There wasn't even a tutorial, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using Bikey and Lancer Cookies. I think I just heard "YOUR TAKING TOO LONG" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here. My ass is casting splat noise and tier two swear word. I think I just heard "Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!" two groups over. I gotta get the $!$! outta here.