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What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch?

    Its the Navy Seals copypasta but changed to a warning message to Soulseek (P2P sharing network) downloading users with empty shares.

    What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SLSK Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Beatport, and I have over 300 unique lossless FLACs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top leecher in an entire elite underground h4x0r scene.
    
    You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a bitrate the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with leeching that shit from me over the Internet? Think again bitch.
    
    As we speak I am contacting my secret network of seeds across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music collection. You’re fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can DDOS you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single one of my botnets. Not only am I extensively trained in unscripted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the RIAA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 128kbps MP3s off the face of the internet, you little shit.
    
    If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” download was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking "download folder" button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little leecher. I will shit mislabeled garbage transcodes all over you and you will drown in them.
    
    You’re fucking compressed, kiddo.
    What the fuck did you just leech from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SLSK Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Beatport, and I have over 300 unique lossless FLACs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top leecher in an entire elite underground h4x0r scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with a bitrate the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with leeching that shit from me over the Internet? Think again bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of seeds across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your music collection. You’re fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can DDOS you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a single one of my botnets. Not only am I extensively trained in unscripted combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the RIAA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 128kbps MP3s off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” download was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking "download folder" button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you pathetic little leecher. I will shit mislabeled garbage transcodes all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking compressed, kiddo.