Fuck your /s
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Fuck your /s
Oh, you’re one of those Redditors who still uses "/s"? Jesus Christ, how fucking pathetic. Redditors and their obsession with "/s" is peak internet idiocy. It’s like they think they’re doing everyone a favor by spoon-feeding sarcasm to a community that prides itself on being "clever" and "witty," while clearly proving the opposite. You’d think in a place full of self-proclaimed intellectuals, they could handle a joke without needing training wheels. But no, on Reddit, "/s" is practically a rite of passage, like some badge of honor for people too afraid that their half-baked attempt at humor will go over the heads of the chronically clueless masses.
Honestly, if you’re slapping "/s" at the end of your comment to make sure your brilliant sarcasm doesn’t go over everyone’s heads, maybe you should just stop trying. Your sarcasm isn’t clever, it’s basic. Putting "/s" at the end of your weak joke is like slapping a warning label on a box of matches—yeah, we get it, no need to insult everyone’s intelligence by making it obvious. Or, wait… maybe you’re right. Maybe you should assume everyone here is too stupid to get it without an explanation, since Reddit is filled with people who think upvotes are an indicator of wit.
What’s worse is that you’re so desperate for validation that you can't even let a sarcastic comment stand on its own without fearing the wrath of some clueless downvoters. God forbid someone actually misinterprets your hilarious attempt at sarcasm and tanks your precious Reddit karma, right? You’re so fucking terrified of getting downvoted that you’ve neutered your own humor with a goddamn warning label. It’s embarrassing.
And really, what kind of moron can’t recognize sarcasm without a flashing neon sign telling them, “Hey, this is a joke! /s”? If you’re catering to people that fucking stupid, you might as well stop trying. Or maybe you're right—maybe most Redditors really are that dense, and you’ve got to hand-feed them every little joke like they're drooling toddlers who can’t figure out how humor works.
So yeah, keep using "/s" if you want to keep coddling the lowest common denominator. Just know it makes you look like a total coward, afraid to let your words stand on their own. Grow a fucking spine and learn to craft sarcasm that doesn’t need a disclaimer, or just admit that your jokes are as limp and half-assed as the rest of your weak Reddit shitposts.