Its based on a comment in r/trippinthroughtime back in 2016. There are 2 versions of the pasta with more popular one ending with “…instantly incinerating me.” while the original ends with “I am disentegrated. Fuck yea.”
I want to be in the woods furiously masterbating. Above my head circles a remote controlled drone. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masterbating. As we both simultaneously reach climax, he launches a hell-fire missile, instantly incinerating me. Original
I want to be in the woods, furiously masturbating. Above me, a military drone is fixed on my position. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masturbating. He releases a laser guided Hellfire missile. As we both simultaneously reach climax together, I am disentegrated. Fuck yea.