Its the famous Max from Brawl Stars copypasta that started form the official sub.
Everyday, I imagine that if I am Max from Brawl Stars. I wake up and say "Let's go, come on, zip zip!" I run to bathroom, splash water on my face and say, "In the lead, winning, number one, best of the best, whoo!" while looking into the mirror. I have breakfast and say ""This is just the warm-up, right?" my family like "Blud, what are you talking about?" and they think if have I gone crazy. I run around, charging my super and then I deal 1.2k damage to everyone then my dad say "Stop drinking so many energy drinks, how many times should I say to behave yourself!" I run to school and see my teammate at cafeteria, she gets bullied by Kit and Shelly. I say "Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" and get countered by their CCs, lost the game, 8 trophies and my sanity. (For love of god who added that feature into game anyway? We already suffering for golds!) I speed to the classroom and my teacher is there too, I decide to gifting apple and orange to him and he responds with "I can't sustain anymore."