Create by u/Nocebola, its the Chicanery copypasta from Breaking Bad but changed to gaming lingo.
I am not crazy! I know he used save-scumming. I knew it was Level 12-1-6 one after the Fortress Gauntlet. As if I could ever mistake that. Never. Never! I just… I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, had that teenager on Reddit lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That Battle for Bikini Bottom any% speedrun world record! Are you telling me that sub pixel just happens to clip like that!? Without using TAS? No! He orchestrated it! He used frame-perfect macros! And I defended him! I pointed everyone to his Twitch! What was I thinking? He’ll never stop. He’ll never stop! Ever since he was ten, always the same, couldn’t resist game genie. But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing the tier 3 subs blind And HE gets to claim he’s a “true gamer”? What a sick joke! I should’ve exposed him when I had the chance! …And you, you’ve got to stop him! You-