Down 2-0 to the most notorious flopper in the league.
Ant ass and can't hit shit outside the three point line, Randle is a fucking ghost in the 3rd and got benched in the 4th, Mcdaniels has the temper of a fucking baby and pushed shai for a free flagrant (and we wonder how he gets so many calls Imfa00000000000000). Gobert is a fucking cold and gets out rebounded by LuFreuntz Dort and Alex Caruso, and we have Finch over here with a nice small ball lineup after Gobert is out for Chet to fucking *** all over with his tall lanky ass. Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck this Fucking Team. I was giddy like a cheerleader about to get a train ran on her by the local football team when they started a run to get back into the game, but they just had to miss every single fucking shot as soon as I got a little bit of fucking hope. Trade Ant, trade Rudy, trade Jaden, Send Randle to China, Trade NAW, Send Naz to China, Trade Dante, Trade Mike, and explode ALL (yes, ALL) of the coaching staff. Matter of fact, fuck it. Explode YOU (Yes, YOU reading this post right now, I am talking to YOU the reader) AND ME off the face of this earth for supporting this fuck ass fake ass team. Steph
should've bounced this fuck ass fuck ass team in the semis but the basketball gods gave him a hamstring injury just so they could watch us get anally ***** by Shai Gilgeous Alexander. I'm done. Fuck this team. Fuck me. Hard.