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Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people’s heads and click

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    Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people's heads and click. He does not flame his teammates and he never gets angry. Does he even care about the game?
    
    S1mple on the other hand - no debate - the absolute goat of CS. The way he shakes his mouse every time he takes a shot - the way he flicks, the way the recoil seems to follow him IRL when shooting. Clearly established a deeper connection with the game than Zywho.
    
    S1mple is not afraid of trash talking his teammates when they play like shit. S1mple doesn't want to play with bots. S1mple left the team when he saw some no names like jLoser, AleksiBOT, and that other random guy on the transfer list. He is superior to the game, and he chooses when he wants to play it. What a goat. Truly number 1 in the world.