What do you mean "You can't recruit Alfira"???
So you're telling me that Larian Studios went ahead and crafted the love of my life—the woman of my dreams—slapped the words bard companion on her beautiful forehead, and then had the audacity to say, “Just kidding”? Is this a fever dream? And to make it worse, I was so sure she was recruitable that I searched up how to bring her into my party... only to spoil myself with what they added into Patch 7. This is unforgivable. It's cruel. Blosszu disapproves!
So you're telling me 😮 that Larian Studios 🐙 went ahead and crafted the love of my life 👩❤️💋👩 the woman of my dreams 😍🚶♀️➡️ slapped the words bard companion 🗣🎼🎵👥️ on her beautiful forehead 👨🦲 and then had the audacity 😈 to say "Just kidding" 🤪🤪🤪 Is this a fever dream? 🤒😱 And to make it worse ↘️ I was so sure she was recruitable 🤝🥰 that I searched up 🧐🔎 how to bring her into my party 👯♂️👯♂️👯♂️ only to spoil 🤥 myself with what they added 🤯 in patch 7️⃣ This is unforgivable 😡😡😡 It's cruel 🔪 Blosszu 😐 DISAPPROVES 💀💀💀
